if you follow me we're married, and if i follow you back we're happily married - ThreadSky

raynpuddle.trans.army•85 days ago

it’s ok 🥺😖 i i’m fine here

ah
ooh
🫠

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

it's nice n crowded down there i hear <3

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raynpuddle.trans.army•85 days ago

def on the cozy side of crowded but it could be cozier :3 mew

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shellbellheart.bsky.social•85 days ago

I would love a divorce

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

youd love me even more if u stopped saying the d slur

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shellbellheart.bsky.social•85 days ago

divorce hehehehehehhehehehehe

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

LOL jesus

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shellbellheart.bsky.social•85 days ago

actual face reveal for the bit

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

for me? :D

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yesitscolin.bsky.social•85 days ago

I guess that means we need marriage counseling…

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

You, maybe. I'm perfect as-is <3

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yesitscolin.bsky.social•85 days ago

Oh, right, that’s what I meant. 🙃

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shaunwood.bsky.social•85 days ago

We are all but tiny, glittering links in Emma's chain-mail wedding dress.

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runaarons.bsky.social•85 days ago

are u… leaving me😭😭

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

i would never leave one of my spouses behind <3 unless theyre not annoying enough

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runaarons.bsky.social•85 days ago

im safe

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

are you?

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lascola.bsky.social•85 days ago

some people try to actively avoid fostering parasocial relationships, emma

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

and they're all unhappy. unlike us cause we're married <3

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lascola.bsky.social•85 days ago

wait but you don't follow me back, does that mean we're unhappily married? I'm confused

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

you're happily married, i'm just not yet <3

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lascola.bsky.social•85 days ago

damn, that hurts :(

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

everything hurts if u rlly think abt it. so dont

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damwaingames.itch.io•85 days ago

I am not sure what my other wife is gonna say about that.

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

let's not ask!

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damwaingames.itch.io•85 days ago

I mean I guess, it will be our 20th wedding anniversary in April, but I am sure she will understand

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trapqueenwithapeen.bsky.social•85 days ago

I love you

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

i love you too <3 :)

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tgirl.fail•85 days ago

When do we have the fucked up polycule household

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

I've lived in it for over 20 years

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tgirl.fail•85 days ago

Damn, guess I'm in the doghouse

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

No kidding

https://bsky.app/profile/cockremover.bsky.social/post/3lcsohuqhwk2u

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tgirl.fail•85 days ago

If we sharing dog tweets here is my submission
https://bsky.app/profile/trannyofdelphi.girl.of.calamitousintent.com/post/3lcsgaujdzc2k

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selenethebird.bsky.social•84 days ago

What if I follow you, then you follow me, then I unfollow you?

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selenethebird.bsky.social•84 days ago

Is that divorce?

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

i kill u

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librariandad.bsky.social•84 days ago

This is moving kind of fast

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

we can go faster >:)

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librariandad.bsky.social•84 days ago

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sagesscribbles.bsky.social•85 days ago

This is just confirmation that you hate me

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm sure I've told you this many times

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sagesscribbles.bsky.social•85 days ago

Realistically there’s no way to know (lobotomized)

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girlsuffer.bsky.social•85 days ago

Do I get a say in this?

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

not a say, but you do get to decide

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girlsuffer.bsky.social•85 days ago

<3

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niceandinnocent.bsky.social•85 days ago

No follow back. This checks out with my previous marriage experience.

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

The lack of a happy marriage is only on my side this time at least, you still have me making you happy <3

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restlessalbatross.bsky.social•85 days ago

I don't know about that, but I AM in a loving, long distance relationship with everyone's pets. 🐕🐈‍⬛♥️

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fleur.computer•85 days ago

hey babe can we go to couples therapy to mog the other ppl in the lobby?

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

yes can we poison the water cooler too maybe :3

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fleur.computer•85 days ago

ive been looking for a fun use for my big vat of poison!!! yay :D

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

omg do u maybe also have knives

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fleur.computer•85 days ago

yeah actually, and daggers and swords and a bow :3

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

yayy!! now we can cut cucumber slices to eat while we wait for the poison to kick in :)

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illumi.meme•85 days ago

claiming you on my taxes thanks

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

You're gonna 'claim' a woman?? What is this, 1990?

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illumi.meme•85 days ago

if only. I wouldn’t even be born yet

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

Me neither :p

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yesitscolin.bsky.social•85 days ago

Why the hell aren’t you two OLD like I am?! Rude.

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm 28, I'm basically ancient too tbf

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illumi.meme•85 days ago

the good ole days

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

Wouldn't know! Wasn't there!

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lyse.bsky.social•85 days ago

….double ouch

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lyse.bsky.social•85 days ago

….ouch

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rockthekoopa.bsky.social•85 days ago

will i get alimony on the divorce?

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

you wont even get a divorce

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notyepelad.bsky.social•84 days ago

We’re married on twitter but divorced on here

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

at least you get to see the kids

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notyepelad.bsky.social•84 days ago

The divorce papers specifically states that you have to keep them

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

i said see. from a distance

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notyepelad.bsky.social•84 days ago

That won’t be necessary. The divorce agreement says they’re not allowed within 3 miles of me

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boobburger.bsky.social•85 days ago

To our marriage counselor: you see what I mean? She treats me like a follower not a mutual... 😩

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frowniegirl.bsky.social•85 days ago

Too funny! Let's be friends! Forget the marriage stuff!

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

I treat you with mutual disrespect <3

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boobburger.bsky.social•85 days ago

Aww thanks sweetie ☺️☺️☺️

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

Shut the fuck up you parasocial nobody <3 😘

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levithefrank.bsky.social•85 days ago

I, for one, welcome all my fellow brother husbands and sister wives

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effeneffervescent.bsky.social•85 days ago

Yayyy!

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fann.needs.healthcare•85 days ago

Then you better make us happily married or i'm clicking for divorce

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

many have tried to divorce me and... many succeeded, sure, but way more didnt.

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fann.needs.healthcare•85 days ago

Fine, i guess we'll continue to be unhappy, atleast me. The 2 clicks are just too much effort

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

cant stay mad at me :3

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traineratreyu.bsky.social•85 days ago

It was a beautiful ceremony.

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

i heard! shame i couldnt be there

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traineratreyu.bsky.social•85 days ago

I respect your hustle. It makes for a happy marriage.

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

maybe even the happiest. for me, that is

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anti-haxer.bsky.social•85 days ago

Non-consensual follows...

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

dont exist in my house :)

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anti-haxer.bsky.social•85 days ago

Fortunately, based on vampire rules, I was not invited in.

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jemmes.website•85 days ago

nice 😎

(printed and framed this post already)

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blerrycat1.bsky.social•85 days ago

I got you a cold for our anniversary

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unknownmerc.bsky.social•85 days ago

not sure i'm ready for this

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

nobody ever truly is <3

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randomyo.bsky.social•84 days ago

damn :(

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rigatonigirl.bsky.social•85 days ago

20k ol ball n chains

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

20k on 1 ball and chain and it's me

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l0rdofmisrule.bsky.social•85 days ago

so trueee

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trismegistusmx.bsky.social•85 days ago

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cockremover.bsky.social•85 days ago

they're happy :)

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georgesellers.bsky.social•85 days ago

I suppose there's a prenuptial in this.

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docinsano.bsky.social•84 days ago

What? I wasn't following you before???

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

no i'm just EVERYWHERE on the discover feed usually

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docinsano.bsky.social•84 days ago

ahhhhhhh i'm following you on my alt account.... that's what's going on lol you're great I think I just followed you???

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

you did >:) and its so funny to me ppl have alts on here already

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docinsano.bsky.social•84 days ago

ah shit you know my alternate identity now... lol you have an alt yet??

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cockremover.bsky.social•84 days ago

1. if you think id use an alt you havent been paying attention during my clout hunger lessons. there's only ONE Emma™.

2. thank u for the post idea

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docinsano.bsky.social•84 days ago

oh wait you don't know it yet.... but you know I have one.... I've said tooo much already lol

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