Standing outside your dumpster completely naked but being somewhat obscured by a giant box of cheap novelty chocolates that says "LETS FUCK" on it: - ThreadSky

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kcopossum.bsky.social • 25 days ago

Standing outside your dumpster completely naked but being somewhat obscured by a giant box of cheap novelty chocolates that says "LETS FUCK" on it:

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wafflesopossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

I would have loved this! Then Mama took my balls away. 😰

kcopossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

I can still be topped without balls it's okay

wafflesopossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

Thanks, KC! You made me feel a lot better! Love you! 💙💙💙💙💙

opossumcorn.bsky.social•25 days ago

LOL I love it!

kcopossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

Hallmark rejected this 😩

sylvanrat.bsky.social•25 days ago

Yeah well they produce the same exact garbage movie 25 times a year so

kcopossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

They're making a movie about how they rejected this

oscaropossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

Big city girl moves to a small town for unspecified work reasons, but WHOOPS! In this town it’s ALWAYS Valentine’s Day! And she HATES Valentine’s Day! But when a vulgar card proposal comes to her desk, she has to fight to keep it from ending up in stores, and learns what love is all about💕❤️💗❤️‍🔥🩷

kcopossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

Sounds an awful lot like the Oppenheimer plot to me

oscaropossum.bsky.social•25 days ago

And then she says “I am become Saint Valentine, destroyer of pussy” and everyone clapped. Also idk they dropped a bomb on Hiroshima or something.