$110K firm? THEY HAVE ALL, EVERY SINGLE ONE, BEEN RECALLED!!! They fall apart because they are held together with the glue stick of the child who drew a picture and said "daddy, look what I drew!" πππ
The only way this could've been more douchy is if the wrap was a black Dodge ram.
"Let's see, I want the douchiest pickup money can buy, but make it look like the second douchiest pickup money can buy. Cuz I hate money and love looking like a double douche."
I'm π€£π€£π€£ I'm a tiny woman who would/periodically does fight people. But I fight for equality in my black Dodge Ram πβοΈπ³οΈββ§οΈβπΌ
I think that screenshot is from months ago when the thing was new and the early adopters were trying to get out before the bad news hit. Could be wrong.
This afternoon saw one of these shit trucks at a very long left turn lane stoplight. Apparently the ahole driver thought rules didnβt apply to him so rather than civilly wait his turn he just whipped it left jumping the curb and went to Bojangles. Predictable huh
As a Dane I'm just thinking what the F.. K is that ugly thing.
It's really more ugly than the ones russia made in the 60s.
What idiot designed that ugly dumpster, must have been one who only could draw straight lines and not curves.
Keep it for yourself please please π«£π
Iβm sorryβ¦somebody wrapped a Cybercrap to look like a F150? That alone should tell you something about that POS. But sorryβ¦asking $110k?? Tesla wonβt even take that trash in trade. Not worth anything close to that.
It's a rare wrap though. Also hey check out my rare crayon drawing, and I have this SUPER rare tooth that came out of my head- Nobody else in the world has one of those!
Narrator: βAs soon as Jason read Danielβs brilliantly savage, Internet-winning message, his Cybertruck spontaneously combusted faster than a Spinal Tap drummerβ
If they paid me I would take it, give it to Adam Savage (or someone similar) and we could figure out most interesting way to blow it into a million pieces for the algorithm.
I drive a filthy, beat-up 97 Ford Ranger. Whenever I roll up on the one Cybertruck I see in my city, I slow down so he can get a good look at a real pickup truck.
Lol. I saw my first Cybertruck βin the wildβ last Thursday. They are just as ugly in person as they are online. I cannot understand why anyone would want one. π€·πΌββοΈ
F150 Wrap!? lol, it does help the eyesore a little. Not $110,000 worth, but a little. Is that something dealers recently developed to try & move some of these atrocities off the lot? Trompe lβoeil to the rescue!
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"Let's see, I want the douchiest pickup money can buy, but make it look like the second douchiest pickup money can buy. Cuz I hate money and love looking like a double douche."
Either that, or lean all the way in and cover it with Punisher and gun decals, so your life can "become clutch" like this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcO0N2xiLSo
Our country deserves everything right now.
LMFAOOO
(add $8k for fake self-driving)
I think they've slashed the prices to $70K already, not that you wouldn't be deranged to purchase the rolling recall, let alone show support for Musk.
The would be seller is as delusion now as he was when he bought that rolling dumpster.
Current owners who bought in the first wave of enthusiasm are way under water.
It's really more ugly than the ones russia made in the 60s.
What idiot designed that ugly dumpster, must have been one who only could draw straight lines and not curves.
Keep it for yourself please please π«£π
"How do we know the trucks didn't catch fire all on their own?"
For something as flimsy and ugly as this?
(Apologies to all good, smart, beautiful pigs everywhere.)
Buddy, why didn't you just buy An F150 Lightning?
Even if they paid me that amount for taking it I would never do it.
Could've just bought a F-150 Lighting.