turning a big dial that says "autism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right - ThreadSky

aub.bsky.social • 22 hours ago

turning a big dial that says "autism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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srav.bsky.social•22 hours ago

but not being able to read their expression so just turning it up and hoping for the best

aub.bsky.social•22 hours ago

story of my life

aoxxi.bsky.social•21 hours ago

It shook the building, it collapsed. No survivors. I'm still apologising to all the victims, their families and their pets...

ohhmjesus.bsky.social•21 hours ago

My uncle won both showcases.

aub.bsky.social•22 hours ago

this goes all the way up to 11

aub.bsky.social•22 hours ago

wait wait wait you're telling me you can tell what someone is feeling by *looking at their face*?

wait what do you mean "tone of voice"

rhea.art•21 hours ago

I can do that. It's just intent and identity I suck at. Also joking if I'm tired.

sahelanth.bsky.social•22 hours ago

she said it “took forever,” but she’s here now, so clearly it took finite time

aub.bsky.social•22 hours ago

you said you'd be done in five minutes but it has been seven minutes so I'm just confused about what you meant by that

oriolebird6541.bsky.social•21 hours ago

You should not have to live that way. I apologize for my species. They’re crap.

aub.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I think they're okay 🤷🏻‍♀️ and that I'm okay too

oriolebird6541.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I’m glad you’re okay. I just understand how people are, especially in these awful times.

theramblerouser.bsky.social•22 hours ago

The readout on the dial is just a lowering number of mask layers

aub.bsky.social•22 hours ago

yes & at max setting I have the social graces & conversation skills of a housecat

theramblerouser.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I'm not nonverbal, but I do speak exclusively in pop culture references with a flavor stripe of inside references to my relationship with you (not you specifically, I don't know you, the generic you)

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