Ice cream parlours be throwing fucking napkins at you, be an adult, don't make a mess. I literally give a bowl and spoon to my autistic 5 yr old son because napkins are his sworn enemy.
What about the executives of Big Vanilla. Don't these pricks realise that they only hire ex-Marines who did contract mercenary work to pay for business school. If they need to buy a cone after closing a deal they can damn well break any necks in their way.
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