1% Club: You’re suddenly a cat girl, knocking over your own vase with your new chaos induced reflexes, chasing a laser pointer like it’s your full-time job. You’ll spend half your fortune on catnip stocks and the other half on sweaters that say "I meant to do that." 🐾💸 #WorthItButMeowWhat?
I grew up in the Jackass Generation. We ate bugs for nickles, and that was when candy bars cost like 30 nickels.
Although I mostly just bombed hills with my skateboard/ripstick for the chance to get 5 views on late aughts/early 2010's youtube. And then we never uploaded the videos
What i'm saying is that becoming a cat girl for me is like shredding my calf on someone's driveway. I'll be over it in like a week.
Also now that I think about it I could make the million just being the only real cat girl in existence. The demand isn't as high but I could prolly find a whale.
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gimme some more chances for the catgirl.
I ain't rolling the dice for just 1%
Although I mostly just bombed hills with my skateboard/ripstick for the chance to get 5 views on late aughts/early 2010's youtube. And then we never uploaded the videos
Also now that I think about it I could make the million just being the only real cat girl in existence. The demand isn't as high but I could prolly find a whale.
how many people are in front of me in the line?
how many of them am I willing to shove aside in fear the money will run out before I can push the button?