airport vibes that best represent their U.S. cities: 3. LAX — logistical nightmare, unsettlingly high % of very attractive people 2. LaGuardia — it looks nice now, which makes locals nostalgic for when it sucked 1. Jackson (WY) — they hand out champagne and bear spray in the terminal - ThreadSky

mattufford.bsky.social • 40 days ago

airport vibes that best represent their U.S. cities:

3. LAX — logistical nightmare, unsettlingly high % of very attractive people

2. LaGuardia — it looks nice now, which makes locals nostalgic for when it sucked

1. Jackson (WY) — they hand out champagne and bear spray in the terminal

Comments

oldschoolzero.bsky.social•40 days ago

Vegas: it's more Vegas!

tbaloney.bsky.social•39 days ago

Why not play some more slots while you wait on your plane?

ceedeetoo.bsky.social•39 days ago

Is #1 real? Lol

mattufford.bsky.social•39 days ago

saw it with my own eyes

mtsw.bsky.social•40 days ago

RDU - efficient, new, but boring and unmemorable

actioncookbook.com•40 days ago

honorable mention for PHL: it's both bigger and smaller than you think, with parts that resemble both a major world city and a Greyhound station in the middle of nowhere

scottwithrage.gobirds.online•40 days ago

Plus, you get off the plane and will immediately see four dudes who could absolutely be named "Sal."

matthewpcharles.bsky.social•40 days ago

Atlanta: good luck.

davidfucillo.bsky.social•40 days ago

SFO offers yoga and an art museum. Nuff said.

scgolfaddict.bsky.social•40 days ago

Charlotte- unable to handle the rapid growth of the region resulting in frustrating infrastructure issues

john4.bsky.social•40 days ago

Miami - random disasters and seems like it could sink into the swamp at any moment

ginevra.bsky.social•40 days ago

BWI has an observation deck for introverts who love chisme

gaknar.bsky.social•40 days ago

Newark International - the entire vibe, from the uncomfortable seats to the weird terminals to the oddly designed restrooms, is "We hate you. Go away." I adore it.

andrewside.bsky.social•40 days ago

Newark airport why are you still here?!

ap-0001.bsky.social•40 days ago

PDX. Trees and great beer

cpa.bsky.social•40 days ago

O'Hare...everyone wondering why it isn't as nice as New York's

mattufford.bsky.social•40 days ago

not sure Hartsfield-Jackson represents Atlanta per se, but its vibe of “The Running Man (1987) + fried chicken” is unique in the industry

mattberry05.bsky.social•40 days ago

Weirdly it’s the non-Delta parts of the airport that feel most like home

kleinman.bsky.social•40 days ago

DFW feels like a strip mall in Coppell so that works too

ceedeetoo.bsky.social•39 days ago

Fäcxs!

mrbrendan23.bsky.social•40 days ago

PDX.

Yep, this tracks.

cofitzgerald.bsky.social•40 days ago

Detroit always felt like the Nordstrom of airports.

michaelvanorder.bsky.social•40 days ago

DTW is the opposite of the city. Sleek and efficient terminals but terrible bars and bland restaurant options

jeffchaley.bsky.social•40 days ago

DFW’s sprawl where the rental car building is miles away is very fitting as well.

dontpushthat.bsky.social•40 days ago

The indoor smoking areas in there might be unique for an airport that size

barchen.bsky.social•40 days ago

Denver international - far away from everything, tons of people from other places the locals disdain, bearded dudes, skis, breweries, giant blue horse statue with red eyes that killed its creator symbolizing the dark isolation of mountain country, very few black people, expensive winter wear.