By 2030: 🍸 Jacob Elordi’s 007 film 🍸 “Blofeld: Rise of SPECTRE” streaming series 🍸 “Young M” streaming series 🍸 “A Day in the Life of Moneypenny” streaming series 🍸 Jimmy Fallon’s parallel comedy 007 film 🍸 “Shaken AND Stirred?” animated series, a 007 What If...? show variety.com/2025/film/gl... - ThreadSky

tvaziri.com • 2 days ago

By 2030:

🍸 Jacob Elordi’s 007 film
🍸 “Blofeld: Rise of SPECTRE” streaming series
🍸 “Young M” streaming series
🍸 “A Day in the Life of Moneypenny” streaming series
🍸 Jimmy Fallon’s parallel comedy 007 film
🍸 “Shaken AND Stirred?” animated series, a 007 What If...? show

https://variety.com/2025/film/global/james-bond-amazon-mgm-gain-creative-control-1236313930/

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ryancassidy.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think you're confusing Fallon's Bond for Matt Berry's there!

nfpablo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who would be the best 007 tofay?

nfpablo.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just got a "Nicholas Cage"

Fuck.

cupking11.bsky.social•2 days ago

"005: License To Death"

"001: The First Double 0"

cupking11.bsky.social•2 days ago

And each with a new Bond.

fanboycantina.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hm. I would watch a Moneypenny series.

gueueti.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’d actually like a 007 short film compilation by interesting directors, I’d love to see a Wes Anderson or Kaurismäki Bond film. Not too likely probably.

kottke.org•2 days ago

I had to click through to confirm you were joking bc this lineup seems more than plausible. Would add a Rowan Atkinson limited series about an elderly Clouseau-esque Bond solving mysteries in a Florida retirement community. RuPaul as Moneypenny, who says no?

tvaziri.com•2 days ago

"Johnny English" *and* "Never Say Never Again"? - Atkinson is already part of the family. That's a good one.

johnhudgens.bsky.social•2 days ago

They're got to cram as much in before "Casino Royale" hits public domain in 2035...

isiyu.bsky.social•2 days ago

Deadpool & James Bond

tvaziri.com•2 days ago

"Deadpool VERSUS James Bond"

isiyu.bsky.social•2 days ago

DP V JB

lafocapeloda.bsky.social•2 days ago

And the bald billionaire will now be the hero

spacebehemoth.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Now at age seventy-two, Blofeld is a cheerful veteran of numerous high-tech start-ups, and not a few multinationals where, as a specialist in international risk management and arbitrage, he applied his unique skills to business expansion."

The Jennifer Morgue by @cstross.bsky.social

dopedsi.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm going to have to reread that now, I'd completely forgotten that line.

lafocapeloda.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lol

inthewoodsstudio.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why is reality so creatively bankrupt?

majortomcom.bsky.social•2 days ago

If I had my way:

der30.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bring back James Bond Junior the 90s animated series

jemthansson.bsky.social•2 days ago

The people complaining about Broccoli and Wilson think they want this. But they’re wrong.

andcam.bsky.social•2 days ago

Q Branch workplace comedy series.

locopells.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wouldn't actually hate 2-4, if done well...

tvaziri.com•2 days ago

By 2035:

🍸 Ryan Reynolds as 007 in a new, separate parallel comedy film
🍸 “007: Into the Bond-Verse” animated film
🍸 “James Bond: No Way Home to Universal Exports” film, featuring a team up of Elordi, Fallon, Reynolds, Craig, Dalton, Brosnan and digital versions of Connery, Lazenby and Moore

isiyu.bsky.social•2 days ago

James Bond x Magic The Gathering Cards

adityachakra.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can't wait for the emotional moment where all previous iterations of Bond are brought back using CGI and gives the new Bond the inspiration he needs to restore balance to the Bond-verse!

getmeanotherpod.bsky.social•2 days ago

Also in 2035, the first 12 Ian Fleming Bond books enter the public domain.

lefaoncoffe.bsky.social•2 days ago

If they read this, they'll do them even earlier than that.

cgdavidb.bsky.social•1 day ago

You forgot Doc Ock / Dr No hybrid

tvaziri.com•2 days ago

akameatfork.bsky.social•2 days ago

This would do $185M opening weekend

frankbannister.bsky.social•2 days ago

TODD. TODD...

turbineseaplane.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess it actually was "Time to Die" 😕

adamyim.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel like you’re playing with fire here

andcam.bsky.social•2 days ago

On that logic, looking at the other franchises already owned by Amazon, I can’t wait for the James Bond and Robocop crossover. Except Robocop is actually Felix Leiter.
Or a much anticipated (cough) sequel to Red One, where James Bond has to track down Santa when he’s kidnapped again. Ho ho ho.

dproii.bsky.social•2 days ago

*DEADP00🔫

mintyroot.bsky.social•2 days ago

You're missing a very easy cash grab spinoff.
008

drewcardi.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤮

hibbert.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or they might just take it back to the 60s to avoid modern day politics and evil billionaires.

richhaussmann.bsky.social•2 days ago

The Many, Many Loves of Ms. Moneypenny

moviesandheists.bsky.social•2 days ago

But at least we get Guy Ritchie's Bond, starring Henry Cavill!

drewcardi.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤢

spacebehemoth.bsky.social•2 days ago

The Lego Bond Movie: Live And Lego.

steadycamscott.bsky.social•2 days ago

But Barbara broccoli had great things to say about Amazon executives!

colinbrooker.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes, and knowing how the streaming marketing teams think better than I wish I did…James Bond will be in the title of all of them.

jevidal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Plus the arch-villains will no longer be evil billionaires.

steve-wood.bsky.social•2 days ago

Some low paid civil servants spending huge amounts of public money to make people's lives better. Sheer evil.

jevidal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ha, yes. Instead of SPECTRE, it'll be a sinister organization called UNICEF.

brianvfx.bsky.social•2 days ago

The villains of all future Bond stories will be "evil socialist voters" who want to make the "good" bald billionaire "hero's" kids trans whilst using preferred pronouns. Also Bond will be American and drink non-DEI beer and he will drive a F-150 and use the n-word. He will use it A LOT.

slow-owl.bsky.social•2 days ago

How about "Brexit: The hidden 007 coup"?

blitter.bsky.social•2 days ago

Casino Royale 2: No Not That One 😝

brightsunsmedia.com•2 days ago

Each series with a budget of $600M per season.

sirdonnerbold.bsky.social•2 days ago

🍸"L007": A Bond themed "LOL: Last One Laughing" spin-off (you might not get that reference, as the US doesn't have that show, sorry)

🍸"Parcel of Solace": A reality show about Amazon drivers full of Bond needle drops

🍸"The Echo Who Loved Me": Q stars in a lazy "Her" remake stripped of nuance

ri.oldfolkshome.org•2 days ago

Based on the “quality” of Rings of Power the only reasonable response to this is “oh fuck no!”

chrisker.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ugh. I don’t see how you can expand the Bond universe without introducing “continuity” and “canon”, the lack of which is one of Bond’s charms.

emperorholly.bsky.social•2 days ago

Okay, I would watch at least two of these

capt-kremin.bsky.social•2 days ago

After a poor performance of the Blofeld series Amazon cancels further series and makes 2 further films before shelving all things Bond.

munson.land•2 days ago

All of this will make The Man with the Golden Gun look like Lawrence of Arabia

albertocox.bsky.social•2 days ago

To be That Guy who plays devil's advocate: The miniseries on M and Moneypenny by Dynamite Comics are terrific. In fact, if all they do now is adapting the Bond comics by Dynamite the franchise will immediately topple all others in quality.

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