The Hobbit is about a gang of RETVRN-crazed dwarven nepo babies with exactly one normal friend, whose job is to keep the dwarves alive, do all the work, and get called slurs. The dwarves contribute by having generational wealth, taking credit for Bilbo's work, and being mean to their fat friend
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Dwarves: Thank you, Master Baggins. We are in your service
[5 minutes later]
Dwarves: I'm so tired of this fat fucking hobbit. Why did we bring his useless ass along?
How the one outsider brought valuable skills to an inbred group of short, fat, white men that all shared the same archaic values.
Please don't pop my illusion.