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littlelulunevis.bsky.social•1 day ago

Musk is so damned insane. But so is Trump.
What is needed here?
Jim Jones just killed his believers with Koolaid

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thejabberwock.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I’m going to hate to see the clownfucks get thrown out, because my man, you are on 🔥 when they are around…

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jeffgphoenix.bsky.social•1 day ago

Perhaps he needs some help form Carrot Top...

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msmcdole.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Spot on, as usual.

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edwardturnerlives.bsky.social•1 day ago

Word on the street, as reported by Grimes, Skippy has a messed up dick implant. Which might explain SOME of his issues.

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mkmcdaniels.bsky.social•1 day ago

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plusbleuciel.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I saw that and thought I was watching a rerun of the Idiocracy movie.

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petercottontail.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Skippy the Dipshit, may the moniker have a long life, long live Skippy-the-DipShit!

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connie4spirit.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Skippy, the dip shit I love it

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schnoidl.bsky.social•22 hours ago

can you imagine if he turned it on?

actually, yes, and i like it.

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lauralarrecou.bsky.social•22 hours ago

and they wonder why they don't get laid

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jimobx.bsky.social•19 hours ago

He also apparently brought lots of Ketamine, internally.

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trueindependent.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have heard he is very funny.

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aneecohen.bsky.social•1 day ago

If his lameass is funny then I m professor of history:)

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chickadd.bsky.social•1 day ago

...and wearing dark sunglasses like he's some kind of rock star. What an ass!

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aneecohen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Rockstar !? More like lameass clown acting like 15 yr old dipshit

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lunardock.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Exactly 👍

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sephirahl.bsky.social•1 day ago

So a less funny carrot top?

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lethaldose50.bsky.social•1 day ago

Musk is a spoiled child full of performative stunts.

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toaster1095.bsky.social•1 day ago

The president of Argentina gave it to him and they're doing great by the way.

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coatsieboy.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Thanks for keeping us sane @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

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quincedad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Space Nazi! I love it! How come I haven’t heard this nick name before.

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nuttyhutter.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I will here-to-fore refer to him as FElonious K. (The K is for Ketamine). Someone that jacked up on Special K should be nowhere near any gas powered equipment but maybe a leaf blower. Annoying, sure, but it won’t decapitate your enemy

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imarty5.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I love you

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miri100.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Makes me sick

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therat2025plan.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Nothing makes me more happy than the Nazi with a chainsaw. The indiscriminate use these cuts to our government are just destructive I don't see any benefit. All the benefit would be the lies they can say about the money they saved.But they really stole money from America, They're all f****** crooks.

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austenlied.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Skippy the dipshit is the best nickname

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maryjehane.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I think it was Tim Walz who started the whole "skipping like a dipshit" trend in regard to Elon. Will this wound ever heal? We could have had not only a decent POTUS but also a VP who wasn't advocating to be nice to Nazis. BTW, Gordie, the Rando Canadian Fentanyl Czar, is my top Jeff witticism.

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austenlied.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Jeff has too many bangers to keep track of.

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maryjehane.bsky.social•2 hours ago

LOL, very true. Thank God, for us, he does. Just putting this out there for no reason but if he and Ms. Spouse should ever decide to compile their witticisms in book firm, I’m sure there’d be an audience for it.

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aneecohen.bsky.social•1 day ago

I m not seeing you on thread, sir!?

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bob3905.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Empowered by his firing of 80% of Twitter staff and bragging how that staff was basically useless to run the outfit Musk thinks he’s an expert on such mass firings. He’s obviously convinced Trump he knows what he’s doing but, as time goes by, it’s becoming obvious he doesn’t

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irishinquistion.bsky.social•1 day ago

You know what skippy doesn’t get?…his children’s love

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aneecohen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or genuine friend nd family:), that's why he's so desperate for others attention.

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adkraine.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Oh, come on, give the boy-chile a break. He’s just learning to doublespeak.

Then he dances off, giggling, like a little school boy acting ‘smart’.

Let’s go, Elon!

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martinweir.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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martinweir.bsky.social•14 hours ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus#:~:text=Marcus%20Licinius%20Crassus%20(%2F%CB%88k,the%20richest%20man%20in%20Rome%22.&text=Bust%20found%20in%20the%20Licinian,Rome%2C%20traditionally%20identified%20as%20Crassus.

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vancandy.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I remember when republicans didnt like it when foreigners fucked with our constitution. Guess that was the old GOP.

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mdlafrance.bsky.social•1 day ago

I didn't think an even shittier version of Carrot Top was possible, but here we are.

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workshop-dance.bsky.social•23 hours ago

We've been calling the leader of the Canadian Conservatives "Skippy" for some time now. It fits. His real name is Pierre.

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falschspieler.com•1 day ago

The Ketamine Cosmonaut has figured out that you don’t need rockets to fly oh so high.

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sally443.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk0nUUqG_Ag

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tess-turbo.bsky.social•1 day ago

You are so my spirit animal. Please never stop writing these posts, they’re often the brightest spot in the news of the day.

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mjthompson.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s better.

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prdvt802.bsky.social•19 hours ago

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bristolbanks.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Give the people false hope; steal the rest.

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mermaid69.bsky.social•1 day ago

Beware, fellow plutocrats, the pitchforks are coming! Nick Hanauer.

https://youtu.be/q2gO4DKVpa8?si=FdZtk_4kxca3HXZH

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dnichols58.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Don't forget the "in you face" part after "fuck youself." it's important . . .

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roxlee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Spot on

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tanders24.bsky.social•1 day ago

A light in the darkness - cheers

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robin-hood.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂

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mgkahb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is Elon required to take a drug test? When will we see the results.

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paul-giz.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Good thing it wasn't a Tesla-branded chainsaw. It would have caught fire and cut someone's arm off before becoming permanently bricked.

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chowdaddy.bsky.social•1 day ago

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robtownsend.bsky.social•1 day ago

Minor correction. The chainsaw was a gift from Argentinian president Javier Milei.
https://apnews.com/article/musk-chainsaw-trump-doge-6568e9e0cfc42ad6cdcfd58a409eb312

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mamanunn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sick is as sick does

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xlntcakes.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Jeff, how did you miss this atrocity at CPAC? Shabbat shalom.

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oppositeoffar.bsky.social•23 hours ago

When you see some of the dumb shit that comes out of the US and especially CPAC, you should really consider closing your boarders and turning off all media and internet to your country so the rest of the world does not have to see just how absolutely stupid MAGA really is.

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deathmetalvinyl.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Trump and Musky continue to plow roughshod over our constitution. We have to stand up and fight back!

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cecilew.bsky.social•13 hours ago

We have a “Skippy” in Canada, too; that’s his real nickname. His initials are P.P. I kid you not!

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edbo60.bsky.social•1 day ago

The fucked up part is that he’s not even original with his stupid props. He took that idea from that other asshole Argentinian dictator who was right there with him at CPAC

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jazd1cjh.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Love it! Well said, Jeff!🤣

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oppositeoffar.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Hey Hey Jeff Tiedrich, don’t try to be stealing our morons nickname. Pierre Polievre’s nickname was Skippy long before your morons was. Remember, we beat you in hockey last night so we can surely beat you in a fight for the rights to Skippy. 😆🇨🇦

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markroemers.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brilliant piece as ever.

CPAC is indeed a clown show of has-beens and wannabes.

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