has anyone tried unplugging Elon and plugging him back in? no, wait. leave him unplugged - ThreadSky

takebackdemocracy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Really. Leave Twitter and let it sink like Tesla stock.

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melvisr1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Already done did dat....

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barbeeb.bsky.social•2 days ago

Send him up in one of his rockets

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james-thomasson96.bsky.social•1 day ago

He does not have an IPL button.

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cantankerous-bunny.bsky.social•2 days ago

Could we maybe just…strangle him with the cord?? (Asking for a free world)

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beachydreams.bsky.social•2 days ago

CUT THE CORD!!!

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jimobx.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brilliant 😊

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raven.rcft.net•2 days ago

Sadly, elon has thousands of plugs do to his hair transplant procedure. This might be a boss battle sir.

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panda-news.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can we just leave him unplugged?

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djwils.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plug him in?
10000 volts should square him up

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winterrose03.bsky.social•2 days ago

His plug is probably in his butt.

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quietjulia.bsky.social•2 days ago

Let's plug him into a 100k voltage line. But that's me.

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nahnopenada.bsky.social•2 days ago

Maybe a massive power surge would serve him. Worth a try.

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zzulran.bsky.social•1 day ago

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chrisarionus.bsky.social•2 days ago

I was going to try the old fashioned method of hitting him to see if that works 😂.

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maryhw51.bsky.social•2 days ago

🎯

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hookcity.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes, Jeff, please turn him off

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bluebabyboomer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cut the cord!

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fransglobal.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's completely unhinged already

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kafkasghost.bsky.social•2 days ago

….and find the blueprints and burn them.

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stevetristano.bsky.social•2 days ago

😄

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brianmwise.bsky.social•2 days ago

... I plugged him into a 220V, is that bad?

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cmmoore75.bsky.social•2 days ago

Plug him back in and throw him in a bathtub…

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spolem.net•2 days ago

Do with him what you'd do with dangerous or malfunctioning electronics: Throw them in the neared incinerator.

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jaylionel.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nien

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skinnypoo72.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hopefully the fuqward gets tangled in the cord.

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jtunes6.bsky.social•2 days ago

Send him to Mars - now. He can be "President of Mars". There will be no "wokeness" up there to "destroy humanity". It'll be his utopia! Just -70ºF temps, virtually no air, water, or life, and dangerous radiation. 👍

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prinzessamy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Put the hard drive in a bucket of water

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garretfitzgerald.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's pretty good at blowing up rockets and other things- like our government.

and how about Tesla? has anyone ever lost so much wealth so quickly?

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bobcatsizzle.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why would you ever try and restart a nazi?

He only has one fate.

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relentlesspursuit.bsky.social•1 day ago

He unplugged himself years ago. I'm pretty sure he is actually a ketamine gremlin in a skin suit at this point.

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evlbe.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon musk please turn yourself into a cyborg with a charging port

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frogqc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ketamine is a hell of a drug. Is it coming from Canada?

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nijmeijer.com•2 days ago

Glitch!!!

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pt35mm.bsky.social•2 days ago

And take out the batteries

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56kz2slow.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’d plug him back, but on higher voltage.

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hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social•2 days ago

They tried but they spelled Elon wrong. RIP Elmo.
https://youtu.be/jzpGCpv7McE?si=wOKhexBb7iTrIxBB

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mimi1944.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would like to boot him, not reboot him.

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tahoejeff.bsky.social•2 days ago

and do that on Mars

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dodibes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cut the cable just to be sure

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vincentbecherer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pretty sure that's what the ketamine is for.

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buzzbancroft.bsky.social•2 days ago

Apparently, ultra rich individuals, such as Elon, have no interest in making money. 🤷‍♂️

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abbotmythos.bsky.social•1 day ago

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missymiss.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just throw him away. Don't recycle

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jpp2024.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s called limiting his intake of Ketamine. Cold turkey is his off button.

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wmnew61.bsky.social•2 days ago

Scrap

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wolfggurl50.bsky.social•2 days ago

His cord is too short, Jeff.

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goose127.bsky.social•2 days ago

I award you a deserved chuckle.

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ruthmyrtlez.bsky.social•2 days ago

Each time I open bluesky or a news app, I'm hoping to read that musk/trump/Putin/Vance are dead.

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57jackass.bsky.social•2 days ago

Degauss his punk ass!

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sappermorton.bsky.social•2 days ago

A guy who makes $23 MILLION an HOUR ($383,000 per minute or $6,383 per SECOND for the yo-yos in the back of the room) thinks your wish to have $800-$1000 in SS a MONTH-of your OWN money that you paid into -and it does get taxed AGAIN if you earn a certain amount- is TOO MUCH.

Think about that.

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paulkent1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mike Meyers has a cool re-boot.

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sponky.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don't know plugging his ass into a high voltage power line would work a treat, a massive dose of ECT might make into a less shitty human.

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teammeat.co.uk•2 days ago

Soak him in water first.

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suziqblue.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes!

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rhoneyman.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's already unhinged.

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lmugim.bsky.social•2 days ago

Free falling! Almost feel bad for the guy. NOT!

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zunran.bsky.social•2 days ago

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bobvanbrabant.bsky.social•2 days ago

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cynicalcat.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would be happy to cut the plug off his cord...

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rock44jr.bsky.social•2 days ago

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bigrde1969.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ya and I got this response ✊✊✊✊

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klg-knox.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m more of a “bang it against the wall until something changes” type of girl myself.

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rottensisters.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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w-sty.bsky.social•1 day ago

Then boot him up. Then reboot him. Then reboot again. And again. And again. But proceed with caution. This rebooting could be enjoyable and adictive.

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granddamn.bsky.social•2 days ago

You’d need a doctor’s prescription for that.

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tallgirll.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not if you have enough money you don’t

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football-fan.bsky.social•2 days ago

And haul him to the curb.

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grahamclester.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon Musk is the second most powerful man in America. The only person more powerful is Elon's ketamine supplier.

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decimatorprime.bsky.social•2 days ago

We tried, didn't work...

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truthaxe.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's desperately pinging his ketamine plug as we speak.

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melvisr1.bsky.social•2 days ago

#BegoneElon

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fubarobserver.bsky.social•2 days ago

Other than Peter Thiel?

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ges2745.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love it when Mike Meyers plays him on SNL.

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boatsfra.bsky.social•2 days ago

If I saw a dead dog in the road and a dead white man named EMuck in the road, I would break for the dog

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veryvaluable.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess they’ve eliminated the proofreaders.

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joettek.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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lplante.bsky.social•2 days ago

when you plug him back in, fill his bathtub.

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erssaw.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's a game we've been playing to long. Time to smash the console.

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tiredofmaga4sure.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think he must need a boost of ketamine. Maybe an extra large boost.

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pattievotesblue.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes, leave him unplugged, and make sure no one accidentally plugs him back in! Cut the cord!

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mosaisms.bsky.social•1 day ago

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surelyucantbser.bsky.social•2 days ago

His DOGE interns were granted admin privileges to his software

I'm afraid all he is good for now is playing Pong on an Atari

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deathbymeteor.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is the little Pong ball his last functional brain cell?

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pirate-michael.bsky.social•2 days ago

Send him back to South Africa. Don't land the plane. Push him out or crash the plane. Dealers Choice

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marksquared.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lol

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wordsofbrisdom.bsky.social•2 days ago

His version of Westworld: Incestworld

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mikapeltokorpi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Somebody tried. Did not work.

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lpringnitz.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mandatory cooling off period!

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briankcooke.bsky.social•1 day ago

We haven't tried launching him back towards South Africa via trebuchet yet, either...

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ogblockhead.bsky.social•2 days ago

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slithe.bsky.social•2 days ago

Only thing Elon is qualified to plug in is a metal fork

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themelwestbrook.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mike Myers was hilarious as Elon on SNL cold open. He does say at one point, after jerking around, "reboot!"

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jandee924.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or wet his finger and plug it in.

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lynnvar.bsky.social•2 days ago

While he stands in a bucket of water.👍😃

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jandee924.bsky.social•2 days ago

Of course, forgot that!

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fiverayrays.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yeah. I think if you tried to plug him back in you’d get electrocuted. ⚡️

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realblackcanary.bsky.social•2 days ago

Actually, plug him in and throw him in the bathrub

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maisany.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’d three-finger salute him but I’ve only got two of these. 🖕🖕

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thedefiantdog.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or push him out a ten story window. Either or.

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jack-north.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'd gladly plug It in. Just tell It to grab those two bare wires...

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ladiaz.bsky.social•2 days ago

there's an acoustic vs electric joke in there somewhere...

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iwassick.bsky.social•2 days ago

Maybe the government should consider deporting Elon...for his own safety.

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hobbitlover.bsky.social•2 days ago

Musk needs to be in rehab, he's clearly on something and is increasingly erratic.

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gabriele03.bsky.social•2 days ago

Send him off on one of his rockets 🚀💥

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ieatspam666.bsky.social•2 days ago

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michael-iger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe a Bios update is what he really needs.

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mypdt.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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sassyrhoda.bsky.social•2 days ago

No kidding!!!

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everybodysdummy.bsky.social•2 days ago

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teekoobaan.bsky.social•1 day ago

😅😅😅😅😅

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