Has she ever gained access to a non league football match at half time by sneaking in through the bar? Has she ever bought a train ticket from Vauxhall to Waterloo and then boarded the train half an hour down the line? We need to know
Oh now I told the staff on NI Railways I was 15 until I was 18, to get half fare tickets, because we hadn't invented railcards yet (because there was no point prior to 1998, people kept setting trains on fire and the railway was underused)
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