I'm sick as fuck. So according to my fevor addled mind this is funny. I hope you laugh too.

Me: *leaving the bathroom*

My bed: *ominous voice* feeeeeeed meeeeee your booooody.

Imma go drink fluids and add to my tissue mountain.

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