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Maybe I'll post my art. Maybe I'll post edits of my fixations. Maybe I'll go on a rant about something. Maybe I'll do nothing at all. Stay tuned
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I'm sick as fuck. So according to my fevor addled mind this is funny. I hope you laugh too. Me: *leaving the bathroom* My bed: *ominous voice* feeeeeeed meeeeee your booooody. Imma go drink fluids and add to my tissue mountain.

submitted 12 minutes ago • 0 comments

You seen this yet? @briantylercohen.bsky.social @midastouchmedia.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Timeline clense. Behold my dog having a very good sleep because he is a very good boy.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Back in the day, about this time of night, I'd grab up a friend or 2. We get stoned as fuck then drive by bars yelling "HAPPY VD! BE SURE NOT TO GET ANY!" and laugh while watching the joke click. Good times. Now I'm more mature, & will yell it at the internet HAPPY VD!! BE SURE NOT TO GET ANY!!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

So, do you think Ukraine or a blue state is gonna get nuked first?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

How pathetic that it has come to this!

submitted 13 days ago • 45 comments

My toddler thinks food is digested in the testicles. In that ultra sure way toddlers are. 🤣❤️🤣

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Mars Attacks. Surprisingly reliable to current times.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

My Partner: Hey you wanna see something worthless? *holds up our copies of Destiny 1* 😂

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing all this shit about how our country is being stolen, but no one ever says what we're supposed to do about it. Sometimes i just want to run up shake one of these talking heads while screaming "What are we supposed to do to fight?!?!" That is all

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

In case someone needs a brief reprive from the current insanity. Here's Ares. My hole digging boy.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Ares was digging a lot today. It's like, bruh, it doesn't matter how many holes you dig. She's still not gonna lay her eggs for you.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Behold my goofy assed comic I drew in like 5 minutes.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I love watching my local anchors get drunk on air. Happy New Year from the West Coast.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My partner just made this

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who has 2 thumbs and just sprained my ankle. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ow.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I was watching the end of a review on Mulan Rouge, and now that I'm trying to sleep, all I can think about is how during the play's performance at the end when Satine belts that long note she probably infected the orchestra and like the first 2 rows with stage 2 TB. 👍

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments