Him: You've got a lot of junk in your trunk.
Me: *closing lid* Yeah, but I just know I'll need it two days after I throw it out.
Me: *closing lid* Yeah, but I just know I'll need it two days after I throw it out.
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Me: "If I do that how do you expect me to pull it out of my ass when you need it?"
Boss: *grumbling acquiescence*