People hate when I say this about Trump but if you didn’t know him and you got seated next to him at a wedding he’d be AWFUL but OHMYGOD imagine all the bitchy little things he’d share, it would be a BLAST! Musk? No such luck, you’d be bored shitless.
His dullness annoys me. I mean all that money - OK, we know he won't use it for good - but his evil is banal.
He could cross koalas with sharks to make a cute, vicious evil mutant army, or turn the M25 into a dodgems circuit... but no... the height of his ambition is to be a shit office manager.

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