Have you written to your local MP or the councillor for your ward? Or see if you can get your photo in the local paper, pointing angrily at a dead tree.
Given their track record, this will probably result in Sir Haircut coming out against sunshine because Reform says turning the clock back to perma-gloom is a Red Wall vote winner. Must be true, some mad fuck on Twitter said it was.
Just wanted to say, I retweeted this enthusiastically, then visited your profile and saw your Sonic background being used. Now you have my deepest approval.
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Need to get Rainbow Dash on the job!
#MakeUKHotAgain