DEAR CANADA..... INVADE NOW!!!!! I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RESIST CANADA!!! - ThreadSky

dm-author.bsky.social•39 days ago

We also offer healthcare and beer with a higher alcohol content

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dssdentaggrssor.bsky.social•40 days ago

It'll be like Wolverines in Red Dawn except now we're armed with tasty snacks and electrolytes.

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ymmymmmy.bsky.social•40 days ago

We can't do that. You're a NATO ally country.

But we do accept refugees. People and states are welcome.

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justjim12.bsky.social•40 days ago

We're not like that.

But don't press our nerve.

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darrylschmidt.com•38 days ago

If buddy wants to go through with his threats of annexing Canada......we're taking Washington, Oregon, Northern California....etc
Mexico is taking Southern California, Arizona, New Mexico Texas, Oklahoma, etc
A few states will resist, so they can just wither on their own.

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triciajjones.bsky.social•40 days ago

Canada, you are our only Hope!

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ladydi73.bsky.social•40 days ago

Sounds fab

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bigg95973.bsky.social•39 days ago

California offers unconditional surrender

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ewilson-401.bsky.social•40 days ago

I won't resist.

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boudicasal.bsky.social•39 days ago

Resist? Heck I’d fight on Canada’s side!

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puffinnl.bsky.social•39 days ago

Nah, we would not want to damage the best relationship between the two best countries in the world. Let’s keep it that way!

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dforshner.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not an f-ing chance buddy.

My loyalist ancestors gave up everything to flee the madness of the revolution. If you want to rejoin go talk to the King.

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bigalincali.bsky.social•40 days ago

🤣

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robyike.bsky.social•37 days ago

First we send the polar vortex and Donnie runs indoors ...
we can ride our dog sleds to the capital build our snow forts and stock up on snowballs and we'll be ready to conquer.

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mcboo.bsky.social•39 days ago

I love Bluesky it shows me the better half of America and keeps my love and respect for my neighbors alive 💙💙💙

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billhaber.bsky.social•37 days ago

Don’t worry, the Orange Floridian can’t even handle an outdoor speech in DC.

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marcusverax.bsky.social•39 days ago

So much better than Twitter. My view of humanity has taken an uptick since coming here.

And no one here wants to destroy Canada that I’ve seen.

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mcboo.bsky.social•39 days ago

I agree 💙

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mcboo.bsky.social•39 days ago

We would never do that, but you are all welcome to join us we have cookies ❤❤❤

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ctcomo.bsky.social•38 days ago

I might even help!

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sandywolf.bsky.social•39 days ago

I surrender too!🇨🇦

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sherrygadberry01.bsky.social•34 days ago

Me neither! I would welcome them with open arms and homemade cookies!

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heathalvarez.bsky.social•40 days ago

Canada did nothing to deserve having to take in shitty people from red shitty states.

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bjbrit.bsky.social•40 days ago

True

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hippiequaker.bsky.social•39 days ago

Please and thank you, eh!
💯🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦❤️

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carolynpinto.com•38 days ago

no thank you! 😜

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depechemodefan101.bsky.social•38 days ago

vraiment ? Pourquoi pas?

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becspkhb4m0i.bsky.social•40 days ago

Let’s wait and see who they elect PM…

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bjbrit.bsky.social•40 days ago

There is that, but in the other hand, could it be worse than what we've got?

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becspkhb4m0i.bsky.social•40 days ago

It could be the same… if not worse. lol

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mri52.bsky.social•40 days ago

Oh for gods sake, they’re part of the Commonwealth which means the UK would have to get involved.

You’re not gonna chuck our tea into the harbour again are you?

🤔

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bjbrit.bsky.social•40 days ago

No, we shall drink it.

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marcusverax.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sorry we like it how it is, but we are flattered

Let’s just be friends. Maybe the EU can invade you, have you asked?

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newisbenson.bsky.social•40 days ago

We would . . but we would want a carve-out of the most fucktardian red states

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lynn4ba.bsky.social•40 days ago

Boy, would there ever be some freaky gerrymandering going on 🤭

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akm6.bsky.social•39 days ago

I’m fighting for the maple leafs all day everyday

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douglasboberg.bsky.social•40 days ago

Hopefully their invasion can make it all the way down to Florida. I’ve already laid down my weapons and accepted my new Canadian overlords 🇨🇦

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sarikaarina.bsky.social•38 days ago

The snowbirds are not driving you crazy ?

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depechemodefan101.bsky.social•38 days ago

No.

Just the Florida MAGAts!

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sarikaarina.bsky.social•38 days ago

Florida has more than it’s share the rumour mill has said
I also heard your food prices are high
Feel for you

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depechemodefan101.bsky.social•38 days ago

Both are true.

But the weather is amazing, especially during the winter when most people are dealing with snow or worse!

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sarikaarina.bsky.social•38 days ago

Snow is a good thing

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eberhardt1.bsky.social•39 days ago

Take me to your healthcare

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doublectech.bsky.social•39 days ago

I will help them! 😂

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thedailyrobin.bsky.social•37 days ago

Truth

"IT" is hated by the world!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=HRKi6MZBcxM&t=1s

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grinto.bsky.social•40 days ago

Sorry, but we don't want most of it. Sorry 🇨🇦

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granma11.bsky.social•40 days ago

You can leave some behind 😉

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bjbrit.bsky.social•40 days ago

You definitely do not want Florida or Texas. I think Mexico could take TX.

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lordy57.bsky.social•40 days ago

Canada did after all, manage to burn down the white house once.
There's no longer slaves to rebuild it, go for it again I say.

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proudguy.bsky.social•40 days ago

I WISH CANADA COULD TAKE US OVER. THEY ALREADY HAVE MEDICSRE FOR ALL!!!😠😠😠🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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rexxferal.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's excellent, thanks for the laugh. Though you may dislike us soon. I heard Canada is going to boycott orange from Trumps home state.

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gwolf8958.bsky.social•40 days ago

Or at least take NY, Wash and Cali…..

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afterthetrumping.bsky.social•40 days ago

Then continue and make an AU better than the EU, which has been remarkable. And clearly something the criminal-supporting US cannot do.

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starsophiegirl.bsky.social•39 days ago

And take me prisoner.

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souleater1212.bsky.social•38 days ago

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nolymeida.bsky.social•40 days ago

Let’s go folks!!!
We need to group together..storm USA!
We will be one, ALL of us will kick the orange turd out, couch fetish, hahswarth, MTG, Boebert, Abbott, Cruz and ship the entire GOP to Russia.

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