Dear Manager,

1. Learn to work the saxophone
2. I play just what I feel
3. Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
4. Die behind the wheel

There is no number 5 due to being dead.

Signed,

Deacon Blues
Reposted from Elizabeth
Dear Manager:
1. I drank a whiskey drink
2. I drank a vodka drink
3. I drank a lager drink
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times and the songs that remind me of the better times

I clearly work for the DOD

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