UPDATE: Linda stopped by to spill all of the tea. Buckle up, folks.
So Linda is sweet and means well, but is a bit of a trainwreck. She keeps a small chicken coop and is constantly giving everyone eggs whether they want them or not (I do not). She also has 2 dogs.
Dana also has 2 dogs.
So Linda is sweet and means well, but is a bit of a trainwreck. She keeps a small chicken coop and is constantly giving everyone eggs whether they want them or not (I do not). She also has 2 dogs.
Dana also has 2 dogs.
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👇🏽 I've got the nafety for safety 👆🏽
Two of the local wifi networks have been renamed to 'f u Dana' and 'eat shit Linda', so I'm guessing things are going well in the neighborhood
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"FBI Surveillance Van" and "Get your own damn wifi".
Plus Xfinity (which I should learn how to log into,
since I have their service), but no longer unpassworded "Linksys", which used to be my roaming data source.
I’m not allowed to rename ours from (surname).
(You think you can see where this is going, but I promise you that you do not.)
Then the dogs went back to Dana's and shit all over the house due to upset stomachs.
(Linda did not say that, but I'm hoping to speedrun this thing.)
I point out that she's not going to give the dogs eggs anymore, which was the heart of the problem.
Linda, always keen to make a situation worse, shouts from her yard that who's going to eat all these eggs then?
Now Linda is listing all the reasons various neighbors are not allowed eggs: James has kids that will throw them. Marcy is rude.