tim walz wants you all to put those damned phones down and focus on holding this measuring tape steady - ThreadSky

rickywlmsbong.bsky.social • 209 days ago

tim walz wants you all to put those damned phones down and focus on holding this measuring tape steady

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partyglouberman.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz wants you to know that you can save a shit ton by installing that yourself.

robinofbroccoli.bsky.social•208 days ago

😂

girltalk.bsky.social•209 days ago

Why is this man literally my father.

freakanatcha.bsky.social•207 days ago

If there is a God, the DNC will have Walz introduced by Frances McDormand in her best Fargo accent

rismith.bsky.social•208 days ago

He's lost me.

jdetc.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz knows how to steer into a skid.

meganmcc.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz wants you to know that that’s not going anywhere. Ope!

xiobhan.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz says, close the door! I’m not paying to air condition the whole neighborhood.

bajaarizona.bsky.social•207 days ago

Tim Walz sez if you're going to adopt a rescue dog or cat you should get two so they always have a friend.

redloribrighteyes.bsky.social•209 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/redloribrighteyes.bsky.social/post/3kz2sgtrfqq24

smintheus.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz wants you to think about whether those people whose jokes cut you to the quick are really your friends.

robinofbroccoli.bsky.social•208 days ago

😭

crowdermeyer.bsky.social•209 days ago

https://youtu.be/oOYyEi9kNZA?si=Ah9N_fMHEDNfLqke

s0laireofastora.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz is that dude you can always call on to help you install shit and doesn't ask anything in return, just does it out of principle

freakanatcha.bsky.social•207 days ago

And first thing, he lays all the parts out on the floor just to make sure they didn't short you on a part

antonstevens.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz just stood up and said "Alright let's rock and roll."

fernmonkey.bsky.social•209 days ago

He slapped his thighs while doing it, just to make sure you know he meant it

justincarinci.bsky.social•209 days ago

Preceded by "Are you ready, Freddy?"

mbe19.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz says in MN, turkey counts as a vegetable

https://www.instagram.com/mngovernor/reel/Cwx5aIqpC0e/

mjfuhlhage.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz says America needs to get goin' if we're to beat the storm that's rollin' in.

katzindc.bsky.social•209 days ago

Tim Walz wants all of you to stop monkeying around with the thermostat

avultink.bsky.social•209 days ago

Me to Gov Walz and Harris after the #Campaignfreebe
🎶Buuudget Budget Halleluuuuiah🎶 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTafZRecy2k

avultink.bsky.social•209 days ago

I coined the #HeatingOrEating hashtag to Gov Walz with a backup budget plan to #CapThePrice. Figured I might as well hand him the dutch blueprint. Easy fit on federal level with mandatory mandate so federal states can ask the IRS assistance to pay for any open costs via regifting. #CampaignFreebe

avultink.bsky.social•209 days ago

#HeatingOrEating should not be a choise people should have to make.