This is real.
The SOUND that escaped my body when I read this is haunting
The SOUND that escaped my body when I read this is haunting
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I know this is official, but I still refuse to believe it's real.
"H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland"."
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
"H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland"."
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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like... we know that Trump is a fucking idiot. But this performance of being ultra patriotic is so fucking above and beyond stupid.
End of negotiations.
Jesus wept.
He thought he’d make a simple call,
Buy Greenland like a shopping mall.
Denmark replied, “Cute, but no deal,
You can’t buy land like a Happy Meal.”
This country is the laughingstock of the world, and we deserve it.