Oops, he meant bullshit, not water
You see there’s a huge faucet in the WH that controls the flow of bullshit and it is frozen open and can’t be shut off. We apologize for the convenience
My favorite part about this app is videos just stay muted unless I choose to listen. I can just read the comments without having to suffer thru another 1 of trumps word salads 😫😭😌
So spewing BS again that tap could be turned off any time please we would really like that the world would really really really like his BS to be turned off
Where is this imaginary flow you buffoon?
Absolute nonsense.
It is pointless to listen to anything coming out of his face because it is a tactic and a lie.
Do not believe or trust this con man.
This is behind lying. He believes , or convinces himself of these things. He’s ignorant of the dynamics of water storage in California and he’s demented.
This fucking fucker is going to have his cult members actually believing there's some kind of giant faucet in the California desert and only he had the key.
This gentleman eyeballed the survey to locate the Los Angeles aqueduct within inches of its termination point from the Owen’s Valley to LA. Unbelievable feat.
What a colossal dummy. Just an unbelievably stupid, and delusional narcissist. 10 years of listening to this demented hobgoblin spewing the dumbest nonsense you've ever heard in your life.
These stupid things happened the first time around, but it was mostly his gleaming small details and making shit up to fill in the holes. This time, It's so batshit, I think someone is feeding him these. The puppet is performing as planned.
Well, he thinks other countries are sending us people from their insane asylums and that's how they wind up seeking asylum here. So, probably, yes he does think that.
I know he's got a God complex but is he really saying he's responsible for it raining for the past few days in California? I thought the Dems were in charge of the weather machine? So confusing.
Seriously. Someone needs to call this nonsense out publically. American corporate news media is just regurgitating it like state-owned media in an authoritarian regime.
Anyone who believes anything Donald says at this point should be taken out to the gravel pit and shot in the face. Out of mercy. Because these people are literally too fucking stupid to live.
No one here is California has seen that before because IT ISN'T REAL. There is no federal government or state government giant water spigot.
Honestly CNN showing this man's insanity without blatantly stating "This is a lie. There is no giant spigot in CA. There is a giant Bigot in the White House."
“…increase the flow in coming days”. I think he’s trying to take credit to for the rain we are expecting in California starting on Friday. Seriously, what else could he mean?!
If it’s a ridiculous claim, or untrue, why AREN’T THE DEMS OR CALIFORNIA OFFICIALS pushing back all over the place, meeting with the media, getting on popular podcasts, posting on all of these social media sites?
Because they're not allowed to ask him the wrong questions or he has a hissie fit then kicks them out and bans them, he's a fuckin self centred tosser who should have been flushed down the bog at birth!
what a idiot. just lies lies. the pumps was shut for maintenance. n they were omens of water plus it rained. idiot. such garbage felonsad pathetic @senatedemocrats.bsky.social sign on to this law. @cnn.com covering this felon like normal sad trash @kaitlancollins.bsky.social embarrassment
There are many, many pumps on the aqueduct. The pumps increase flow but the natural flow never stops, even when pumps are off. This was one section in a very large system that was down for 3 days of scheduled maintenance, yet he's acting like he opened up the heavens himself for rain to fall.
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You see there’s a huge faucet in the WH that controls the flow of bullshit and it is frozen open and can’t be shut off. We apologize for the convenience
How is he making water flow into California?
https://www.kcra.com/article/california-responds-president-trump-water-claim/63581272?fbclid=IwY2xjawIHYW9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHfXQbgwyYdTRN7zLI2XsvB0zJx0y1Flwk0RQ94AUvLC3dxunna4N71d4XQ_aem_5b0SMT8ikdZP8jKd9dJC1w
Trump thinks water’s locked away,
A magical spigot - make it spray!
But rivers flow by nature’s plan,
Not the rantings of a confused old man.
Absolute nonsense.
It is pointless to listen to anything coming out of his face because it is a tactic and a lie.
Do not believe or trust this con man.
JFC dems, release something substantial that calls out this lie. We cannot let the lies flow unchallenged!
When's he gonna give them money to help them rebuild?
Bird flu? Anything that actually exists and isn't some creation from his diseased mind?
Let me introduce you to William Mulholland, you limp dick mollycoddle.
“Learn more at https://water.ca.gov/News/Blog/2025/Jan-25/Get-the-Facts-About-the-State-Water-Project-Allocation “
Nothing to do with #climateEmergency.
#LAfires
Wow, I guess that’s why they’re so thirsty.🤔
Trump’s California water spigot has been turned on.
Really puts things into perspective.
Who's dumber: The con man, or the people who get easily conned?
We need to start considering a gullibility test to vote.
Trump says, "I’m brilliant—watch it flow!"
A trickle drips. Impressive? No.
Calfornians sigh, "This helps no one."
But Trump’s already claimed he’s won.
what a maroon
Honestly CNN showing this man's insanity without blatantly stating "This is a lie. There is no giant spigot in CA. There is a giant Bigot in the White House."