𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗷𝗼𝗯, 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵. - ThreadSky

drumrollplease.bsky.social • 32 days ago

𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗷𝗼𝗯, 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆, 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵.

Comments

azenobia.bsky.social•32 days ago

Absolutely appreciate this 🙌🏽 so does my butt.

adambbz.bsky.social•31 days ago

Even my bum? 🤨

drumrollplease.bsky.social•31 days ago

adambbz.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ok I don’t feel as shit now Ty x

bbgorl-ixy.bsky.social•32 days ago

I like all the things!

evanwm91.bsky.social•32 days ago

Needed and back at you. ☺️

jeffbrutlag.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thank you, I AM sexy and my butt IS fantastic ☺️

beezley.buzz•32 days ago

Aww ditto to you! 😘

jono.gay•31 days ago

Well you're wrong about my butt, but that's OK. I have other assets.

drumrollplease.bsky.social•31 days ago

You need Faith of the Butt.

jono.gay•31 days ago

I put a lot of faith in other people’s butts.

Other things, too.

drumrollplease.bsky.social•31 days ago

If I ever meet you we are going to sing Faith of the Heart together but change all the words to butts.

jono.gay•31 days ago

We’re gonna get along just fine

jono.gay•31 days ago

I have on at least 1-2 occasions walked down the street between bars with @dax.direct, drunkenly belting out Faith of the Heart for the whole suburb to hear.

I am experienced in these matters.

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•32 days ago

I find your correct and sustained use of your/you’re impressive

drumrollplease.bsky.social•32 days ago

It’s all that fancy book learnin’.

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•32 days ago

*tips top hat in your direction*

Aww, my monocle fell off

drumrollplease.bsky.social•32 days ago

You used that same trick in the shower.

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•32 days ago

And it worked then too

hazelthewitch.bsky.social•32 days ago

...still feels like pointless, unhelpful platitudes that won't make anything better in the long run, but you deserve points for effort and uniqueness, at least u.u