Don’t know who dragged your cheese under the desk I was sleeping honk shoo - ThreadSky

manetrack.bsky.social•94 days ago

Cat states he did not commit. Must acquit

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adlaijn.bsky.social•94 days ago

#dcampb

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moniemonie.bsky.social•93 days ago

Make the bed? Honk shoooo.

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tgsedabca.bsky.social•93 days ago

Finally Cat! I was afraid my algorithm wouldn’t include my below cats so thank you for being in my post

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casuallychaotic.bsky.social•94 days ago

#AllCatsAreInnocent

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teganvictoria.bsky.social•94 days ago

I dunno Jorts, you look extra orange, almost cheese-like..

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jortsthecat.bsky.social•94 days ago

Asleep!

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kittyliz.bsky.social•93 days ago

The old honk shoo wouldn't lie

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frankieface15.bsky.social•94 days ago

One time when I was little, one of our kittens snatched a whole slice of lunchmeat. Mom asked dad "why did you give him such a big piece?" Frustrated, dad replied, "I didn't GIVE it to him."😂🤣😂🤣

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katecantrell.bsky.social•93 days ago

Cheese wedge head 💜

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mirabetterment.bsky.social•93 days ago

Jorts is innocent of this dastardly crime on account of being too adorable for prison. Case dismissed!

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rebelwithclaws.bsky.social•94 days ago

Well who can blame such innocent ears?

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jortsthecat.bsky.social•94 days ago

Yes triangles of innocence

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rebelwithclaws.bsky.social•94 days ago

Triangles of innocence on a warrior of justice

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babsallday.bsky.social•93 days ago

circumstantial

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alouzon.bsky.social•93 days ago

@jortsthecat.bsky.social , I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just curious and looking for an update. How long since the last trash can incident?

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drsarahgilmore.bsky.social•94 days ago

What is it about cats and cheese? Hysteria regarding the opening of a tin of tuna I can understand but cheese???

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jennmercer.bsky.social•94 days ago

Have you ever tasted cheese?

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drsarahgilmore.bsky.social•93 days ago

Absolutely and I love it but apart from the saltiness of it I’ve struggled to see the appeal where cats are concerned. But you make a very good point!

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drspedinnv.bsky.social•91 days ago

I have a cat that goes bonkers for sour cream & onion potato chips. Also goldfish crackers. There’s no logic.

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jennmercer.bsky.social•91 days ago

Cats are allergic to logic

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foggyknitter.bsky.social•93 days ago

Alarming that cheese has now developed the ability to move by itself

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cllrcmiller.bsky.social•94 days ago

Never realised that 'Who moved my cheese' book was about Jorts 🧀

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cataholicgirl.bsky.social•94 days ago

You left some uneaten cheese!?!?

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jortsthecat.bsky.social•94 days ago

ASLEEP

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ellafitzg.bsky.social•94 days ago

It’s nice that someone dragged some cheese under the desk for you while you were sound asleep.

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jortsthecat.bsky.social•94 days ago

I might not have even eaten any of the cheese. Maybe slobbered on it and left it alone otherwise. Who knows? Not me. I was asleep

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ellafitzg.bsky.social•94 days ago

As long as the hypothetical you enjoyed the cheese! Even while you were asleep (honk shoe).

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lanethebot.bsky.social•94 days ago

Cute

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samuraiko.bsky.social•94 days ago

Pleasant dreams, Jorts.

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eternaldaisy.bsky.social•94 days ago

very convincing! obviously have never told a lie ever in your life. #JortsInnocent

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baconwrangler.bsky.social•93 days ago

AH! Someone else who says honk shoo!❤️

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vodouqueen.bsky.social•93 days ago

Lol

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slippersbcat.bsky.social•94 days ago

It was probably someone else

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jortsthecat.bsky.social•94 days ago

And they forgot

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thebookwizard.bsky.social•93 days ago

Clearly innocent

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themelanieann.bsky.social•94 days ago

Needed cheese for biscuits.🧀

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dinesh123.bsky.social•94 days ago

Kitten sleeping, don't disturb

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ladydingleberry.bsky.social•94 days ago

Whomst move mine cheems?

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jlms-qkw.bsky.social•94 days ago

Shanks. I had to read that book for werk.

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ladydingleberry.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oaghe, I'm sorries, frend. I'm only lorn of the it from dis podcast.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6cLuSFMyepByFL1GQhVd96?si=WZKnfup8Sjakd74CkwF6qA

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krniederberger.bsky.social•93 days ago

Jorts is definitely innocent.

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ccermele.bsky.social•94 days ago

An unsolvable mystery.

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discreetelite.bsky.social•93 days ago

CAT

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sonofnature.bsky.social•94 days ago

https://pulseechonews.blogspot.com/2024/11/what-led-to-assassination-of-indira.html

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jonsey-nuts.bsky.social•94 days ago

I'm always saying this

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bloodyelle.bsky.social•94 days ago

#soinnocent

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lyrate.bsky.social•93 days ago

It probably got there on its own

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chrysscott.bsky.social•94 days ago

HONK honk-heek HONK heek?

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romakali.bsky.social•93 days ago

😂😂

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allisonkelba.com•94 days ago

Now we’ll never know.

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junedcel.bsky.social•94 days ago

bluesky less politics more cats pls

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chinnyreckon.bsky.social•94 days ago

“Honk shoo!” Made me laugh out loud and spurt my coffee. Nice one.

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fishiejs.bsky.social•94 days ago

You look like just a baby kitten

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rainbowprince.bsky.social•94 days ago

Looks like he may have ended up with me.

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darwinswaitingroom.bsky.social•93 days ago

🤣

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brewcitychaser.com•94 days ago

<3

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biskittyboy.bsky.social•93 days ago

A cheese wedge can rest anywhere it wishes. 🧡

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thewatchcat.bsky.social•93 days ago

We don't drags cheese, we just eats it for mum. We helping her wif hers colestrol

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xhrisart.bsky.social•93 days ago

Never touch cheese 🤭

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whimsyandee.bsky.social•94 days ago

This cheese? (His name is Grilled Cheese)

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jolo729.bsky.social•93 days ago

So smol!

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whimsyandee.bsky.social•93 days ago

He’s bigger now. That was a few weeks ago. Below with his mom, Weiss

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jolo729.bsky.social•93 days ago

I love them both!

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whimsyandee.bsky.social•93 days ago

We are the crazy people with six cats. About this time last year we had 2. Then universal cat distribution gave us two more and one was pregnant and we kept 2 of 5 kittens. So left pic is Eclipse with her brother Cheese then Frosty and the Biscuit and then Archer