Oh you claim some gunman is on the loose? That sounds like none of my business tbh. Cops never come help me do my job, why do I have to help you with yours - ThreadSky

jortsthecat.bsky.social • 134 days ago

Oh you claim some gunman is on the loose? That sounds like none of my business tbh. Cops never come help me do my job, why do I have to help you with yours

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nickipedia.bsky.social•134 days ago

If you see someone shooting a CEO, no you didn’t.

cheeseandjam.bsky.social•134 days ago

In the unlikely event he is caught, the crowdfunding for his defence team will be record breaking.

campchitaqua.bsky.social•134 days ago

Only losers talk to cops.

jackofftrack.bsky.social•134 days ago

Sounds like the cops were out of network his family will have to pay $400,000 to find the killer

twigboom.bsky.social•134 days ago

exactly!

newsheoth.bsky.social•134 days ago

i was not able to see him as i was out of network with the gunman, very sorry ;(

dvl-brd.bsky.social•134 days ago

My eye exam wasn't covered, and I need new glasses. Sorry.

terrymiles.bsky.social•134 days ago

This wasn’t just a murder. This was an act of revolution.

kageneko.bsky.social•133 days ago

I would not be sad if it was simply the first in a series.

orbette.bsky.social•134 days ago

That butt ain't gonna lick itself

jortsthecat.bsky.social•134 days ago

I’m going to say it. Cops don’t clean themselves right

paulatkinsonpdx.bsky.social•134 days ago

Which is weird because pork is delicious.

orbette.bsky.social•134 days ago

If they could, maybe things would be a lot different just sayin

rexri0t.com•134 days ago

Oh, are cops preventing murders now? Trying something new and different?

atthatdaniels.bsky.social•134 days ago

No, no, the murder *happened*. This is jealousy.

aspiringhermit.bsky.social•134 days ago

Listen, I'm not saying that evil CEOs being gunned down in the streets by masked strangers should be a regular occurrence or anything, bit maybe the people can have a little vigilantism. As a treat.

robinbobcat.bsky.social•134 days ago

Can you just imagine a cop trying to cat? They'd have no idea what to do. They'd see a bunch of birds outside the window and panic.

silence042.bsky.social•134 days ago

I don’t know, I could absolutely see them looking you dead in the eye and knocking your stuff on the floor 😉

robinbobcat.bsky.social•134 days ago

"Pick up that can."

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