Breaking: Jalen Hurts missed White House visit due to elective colonoscopy. "Sounded like more fun," the star QB said. - ThreadSky

coachfinstock.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Breaking: Jalen Hurts missed White House visit due to elective colonoscopy. "Sounded like more fun," the star QB said.

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samresist.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yeah I'd rather get a colonoscopy than spend one minute with the orange felon.

tarkio.bsky.social•7 days ago

"If someone's gotta stare at an asshole for a half-hour, coach, it ain't gonna be me."

meowomon.bsky.social•7 days ago

Good one!

buggcghee.bsky.social•7 days ago

I desperately want this to be true.

bnrkatie.bsky.social•7 days ago

Legendary! If only other big names like Freddie Freeman and Mookie could act like more of a role model.

authorbryantann.bsky.social•6 days ago

Did he also think that he would rather violate a Finstock rule and play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city?

jimc5.bsky.social•7 days ago

“I can see some asshole or my own asshole. I’ll look at my own”

flempire.bsky.social•7 days ago

Playing 3-Dimensional Chess Coach

deadlinedemocracy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Need a Hurts jersey bad!!!

coachfinstock.bsky.social•7 days ago

Source: guy next to me on the C bus at Olney

jimphilly70.bsky.social•7 days ago

I thought it was the 66 bus on Frankford ave?

jnlbrk.bsky.social•7 days ago

I can see and hear this exchange lol. SEPTA gives so many experiences of varying emotions.

coachfinstock.bsky.social•7 days ago

C bus always provides because you get every neighborhood from Cheltenham to Pattison and it's like the ultimate cross-section of Philadelphians.

jnlbrk.bsky.social•7 days ago

The 23 is the only other route I know that will take you through entire worlds on a block-by-block basis, from Chestnut Hill to Broad & Oregon.

To this day, I'm still not sure if that one couple was married or if they were mother & son.

conscientiousice.bsky.social•7 days ago

Nice excuse

bitquagmyre.bsky.social•6 days ago

@steelytom1.bsky.social 😂

llfarm.bsky.social•7 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/llfarm.bsky.social/post/3lnw4fjpdt22r

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