All your stuff is probably held together by the kind of pastes and adhesives you can buy at the store whereas i only use designer pastes and adhesives that have been custom-made for me by my glue man and his horse apprentice - ThreadSky

gorlock.bsky.social • 45 days ago

All your stuff is probably held together by the kind of pastes and adhesives you can buy at the store whereas i only use designer pastes and adhesives that have been custom-made for me by my glue man and his horse apprentice

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shadyshariest.bsky.social•45 days ago

Honestly would be a really sweet "customer loaylty" reward to get some smoked metworst made from the glue horsitan.

earational.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yeah yeah, we all sound like this when we first get into Gloops.

mattyjoee.bsky.social•45 days ago

Let them eat paste

ingr.own.baby•45 days ago

Sniffing artisanal glue is my favorite way to consume horses

gorlock.bsky.social•45 days ago

these are all vegan adhesives, the horse apprentice has actually done a lot of exciting research in this field

ingr.own.baby•45 days ago

Oh those aren't as fun to huff

gorlock.bsky.social•45 days ago

this field

fluffybottomedboy.bsky.social•45 days ago

Does your horse girl wife know how many jokes you make about consuming horses?

ingr.own.baby•45 days ago

Yes lol. I probably won't be able to get away with them anymore if her horse dies

oldkels.bsky.social•45 days ago

*if* her horse dies. that horse is gonna last forever

ingr.own.baby•45 days ago

My wife would be so on board for that lol

gorlock.bsky.social•45 days ago

that's a good point kelsey

fluffybottomedboy.bsky.social•45 days ago

gorlock.bsky.social•45 days ago

i just got sad thinking about a horse dying 😪

ingr.own.baby•45 days ago

She's 26 this year I think. Very old. Still kickin' tho.

nightmare-fueler.bsky.social•45 days ago

can i have his business card

gorlock.bsky.social•45 days ago

yeah but if he asks where you got his number dont mention my name he's deeply private

nightmare-fueler.bsky.social•45 days ago

ill just saw i saw it in a bathroom stall

fiendprincessv.bsky.social•45 days ago

from hus horse apprentice*

flyintheflannel.bsky.social•45 days ago

Wow. Who’s your glue guy?

gorlock.bsky.social•45 days ago

cant say his name publicly but if you shoot me a DM i can give you his info

amendokat.bsky.social•45 days ago

Kind of dull being a glue making apprentice as a horse...

rachonline.bsky.social•45 days ago

ketamine❤️

dawn-oh.bsky.social•45 days ago

tell me more about this apprentice

4point5.bsky.social•45 days ago

Magnets

zoeblank.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yes.

lynnbowling.bsky.social•45 days ago

amilioness.bsky.social•45 days ago

Does he have a high turnover rate for apprentices?

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