I'm 6'4", 220 lbs of hot Italian sausage and such a frame was grown from a puberty's diet of pasta, bruschetta, and whatever Ina Garten was cooking up that week on Food Network. Do not, ever, allow an incel to sell you chimpanzee milk or goose liver. You will probably die. - ThreadSky

slothropsmap.bsky.social • 47 days ago

I'm 6'4", 220 lbs of hot Italian sausage and such a frame was grown from a puberty's diet of pasta, bruschetta, and whatever Ina Garten was cooking up that week on Food Network.

Do not, ever, allow an incel to sell you chimpanzee milk or goose liver. You will probably die.

Reposted from Ryan Broderick

"if you can't get your hands on chimpanzee milk"

Comments

drosgood.bsky.social•47 days ago

When you're in high school you can get that on a diet of fritos and pizza with light exercise.

drosgood.bsky.social•47 days ago

Yeah--cannot take that post seriously.

xanderoconnor.bsky.social•47 days ago

I’m 6’4, 200lbs of wet Irish ham (complimentary, well, of me, not the food) and I grew up on macaroni and cheese and hot dogs and burgers and pizza.

Which i eat to this day, just in careful quantities.

So anyway big co-sign here.

thequeso.bsky.social•47 days ago

goat colostrum.

thequeso.bsky.social•47 days ago

if you are just starting puberty and want to get swole, have your parent buy you a copy of Starting Strength and ask for a cheap bench and CAP rack with safetys for your birthday/Christmas and start pushing weight.

thequeso.bsky.social•47 days ago

and then walk a lot.

bencates.bsky.social•47 days ago

There's really no step in the chimpanzee milk product lifecycle that I would expect to meet reasonable safety standards.

ukanarchist.bsky.social•47 days ago

fresh out in the supermarket

michaelmahn.bsky.social•47 days ago

Foie gras is not going to kill you

violence.gay•47 days ago

i’m 6’4 and i’m pumped to the gills full of estrogen and white claw, i think it might just have a genetic component

slothropsmap.bsky.social•47 days ago

I see my mother has created an alt

slothropsmap.bsky.social•47 days ago

I see folks in my replies saying foie gras is delicious. Listen: I'm vegan. Argument’s lost on me.

I don't think ordinary animal slaughter is humane, let alone force feeding a living goose until it bursts. Hard pass.

jadehawk.bsky.social•47 days ago

i'm not even vegetarian but that list might turn me into an animal rights activist. half of that is foods essential to the animal but of no value to humans. STOP STEALING FOOD FROM BEES AND BABY GOATS YOU FUCKERS.

christianh.bsky.social•47 days ago

tbf regular goose liver is also a perfectly delicious food

plsdoitbetter.bsky.social•47 days ago

Yeah well enjoying something doesn't justify causing needless harm to animals

hosehead.bsky.social•47 days ago

Foie gras is just such a horrific idea.

"How about some delicious liver of goose with fatty liver disease? We force junk-quality food down its throat with a metal tube until the disease is nicely progressed and the liver quite swolen. You're gonna love it!"