The essential question for anyone going to Australia: Am I going to get eaten by a crocodile? planetwhitley.com/how-worried-... - ThreadSky

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mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social • 40 days ago

The essential question for anyone going to Australia: Am I going to get eaten by a crocodile?

https://planetwhitley.com/how-worried-should-i-be-about-crocodiles-in-australia/

If the crocs don't get you the spiders will. Or the snakes.

It's the drop bears you need to worry about.

Stone fish. Fucking fish. That look likes stones. That have a fatal spine sticking out of their back for you to step on.

I think I read that 7 of the 10 most deadly (in terms of venom) creatures in the world live there. Yet NZ has none. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The "Australia isn't real" conspiracy theorists are just engaging in wishful thinking.

Look up!

Or the wombats

Or the playpuses.

Even though they don’t really exist.

@mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social I just fought one off on the way to the library

Easy pickings outside libraries, and they know it.

@mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social Yes all those distracted readers, ceasing to take proper precautions

I have been concerned about paralysis by platypus

While you’re looking out for crocs the magpies……….the MAGPIES…

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