This Valentine’s Day I’m going to use you so inappropriately people will assume I thought you were a database. - ThreadSky

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quinnypig.com • 12 days ago

This Valentine’s Day I’m going to use you so inappropriately people will assume I thought you were a database.

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rycar.bsky.social•12 days ago

If I sent you my love
Via Route 53
Would your reply
Ever get to me?

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

It’ll get to me
Quite fast and well
But you must respect
The TTL

mat-savage.bsky.social•11 days ago

COREY

jbminn.bsky.social•11 days ago

DROP TABLE corey_nonsense;

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

Loving you is like using the AWS console: everyone tells me it’s wrong but I do it anyway.

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

A torrid night of passion is like putting “test” into a production S3 bucket name: we’re stuck with the consequences for the next two decades.

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

Ways to run containers on AWS are like a giant box of chocolates: they all look vaguely similar and some of them are nuts.

alexsuzuki.com•12 days ago

Yes, it‘s incredibly confusing. I personally like AWS AppRunner. Does exactly what I need.

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

Are you CloudFormation? Because what you do under the covers is absolutely disgusting.

rycar.bsky.social•12 days ago

Romeo asked us, "what's in a name?"
Called something else, a rose still smells sweet
Well AWS, I don't feel the same
Your service names aren't even fit to excrete

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

Girl, you must be a CloudWatch Log Group, because I have no idea where you are or what you’re doing most of the time.

quinnypig.com•12 days ago

Roses are red
I only picked you
Because like a default VPC
You were there, so you’ll do.

robotterror.com•11 days ago

Exquisitely on brand

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