My wife was explaining to someone that she was a litigator, and I interrupted with “huh, I thought you were a talk-o-dile, I can never tell them apart” and the look I got suggests I may not be long for this world.
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🌟See you later, Litigator 🎶 In a while, Talk-o-dile 🎶 I truly hope you don't need a funeral song, Corey. But if that look you got means it's the end, wouldn't it be nice to have the last word? 🐊😉🌟
You have the right to consul. But, if you're anything like me and judging by the joke, you may be, that consul would have been more effective BEFORE I tried to be funny, ya know?
Some people have no sense of humour whatsoever. I think that’s hilarious. I was told by a radiologist that I had a thick skull and my husband said I could have told you that and we laughed our heads off.They thought we were mad.
Here lies Corey,
Who’s wife was convicted by a jury,
He had called her a name,
their marriage could never be the same, so she ran him over driving a lorry.
Oh dear! You do know that the vow you took at your wedding, “….til death do us part…”, may happen sooner than later with Dad jokes like that….just sayin’
My husband once explained to some people that I was just an immigration attorney while he was a contract attorney - I did not speak to him for two days.
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Comfy up your guest room. 😳🤣
Who’s wife was convicted by a jury,
He had called her a name,
their marriage could never be the same, so she ran him over driving a lorry.
Either way, it's perfect!
Best of luck to you.
She knew who you were and married you anyway. I think you’ll survive. This time.
ur not a trained seal
"After a while talkodile."