I've been trying to work out what I can do to cheer up humanity and I've come up with something. Brace yourself... As a fully unqualified nutritional scientist, I hereby declare that crumpets are one of your five-a-day. You're welcome. - ThreadSky

james.barisic.fr • 113 days ago

I've been trying to work out what I can do to cheer up humanity and I've come up with something.

Brace yourself...

As a fully unqualified nutritional scientist, I hereby declare that crumpets are one of your five-a-day.

You're welcome.

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emmadabbadoo.bsky.social•113 days ago

Can I swap my crumpets for chocolate?

james.barisic.fr•113 days ago

Why? Chocolate is already one of your five a day. Arguably two of them.

emmadabbadoo.bsky.social•113 days ago

Ohhhh, thank you

Chocolate spread on crumpets it is then

veronicafrance.bsky.social•113 days ago

I have no crumpets 😭

james.barisic.fr•113 days ago

You can call 112 from any phone in an EU country to access the emergency services.

exrevtony.bsky.social•112 days ago

Hey, look what I found in Super U today! The power of Bluesky!

homeindouai.bsky.social•112 days ago

We get them in Match. Even found some scones once.

james.barisic.fr•112 days ago

What's Match? Why don't I know about Match?!

homeindouai.bsky.social•112 days ago

Just a shop. They sold Cora stuff but have been bought by Carrefour so they have their stuff too now.

james.barisic.fr•112 days ago

They're not bad at all, those! Keep an eye for when they get marked down - they freeze VERY well!

veronicafrance.bsky.social•112 days ago

There are two varieties — make sure you get the ones marked Pur beurre. The others are not very good at all.

james.barisic.fr•112 days ago

You're talking about scones! Those are crumpets. They also do muffins but I've never liked muffins so I can't really comment on if they're any good.

exrevtony.bsky.social•112 days ago

Yes, we've had them occasionally (when they randomly appear). And we quite like them, although can't be mistaken for Warburton's.

exrevtony.bsky.social•113 days ago

You mean, the emergency services have crumpets? Why has no-one told us this? I'll just log out and phone them.

exrevtony.bsky.social•113 days ago

No, the Pompiers here don't have them. They thought I wanted a calendar. (Fr residents will understand)

james.barisic.fr•113 days ago

🤣

stevenhseggie.bsky.social•112 days ago

oh shit, it will soon be come round the houses and try and sell Xmas calendar times

kags29.bsky.social•113 days ago

🤣👏

lesg.bsky.social•113 days ago

Where do you stand on mince pies? Surely the fruit must count?

james.barisic.fr•113 days ago

Mince pies are a fruit salad in a container. Three mince pies = three of your five a day.

kennybrown131.bsky.social•113 days ago

Not the biggest fan of crumpets but Warburtons have the crispiest base so get my vote

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