imagine if america had a children's program about a red white and blue cowboy teaching you how to be obese and shoot up a school
Reposted from Megan Greenwell
It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

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