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Secure your wigs… Debussy is coming

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Look rightfully talk all the shit you want about war for earth’s shoddy everything but they definitely nailed Bright’s pissy dudeguy aura

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

mobile suit dog

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

we as a culture need to put a higher premium on threats that are psychologically demobilizing rather than physically intimidating. "I'm gonna kick your ass" pedestrian, a gun can solve this "I'm going to marry your dog" profound madness. do not provoke this man. This is just the surface

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

it's both appropriate and oddly anticlimactic that american fascism's master plan ultimately amounts to "double down on austerity to trigger the libs"

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

getting a degree in genetics so I can invent an annoying guy whose hyperfixation is emilia perez

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

YES MY SWEET CHILD I WILL INSTRUCT YOUR HEALTHY HOLES. HEALTH WILL COME TO YOU MY NUBILE CHILD OUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH MY VEINS ARE ESCAPING AGAIN

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“This is the parking lot outside the bank, I suspect there’s a master phantom thief inside”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

(racking a shotgun at a room of continental philosophers) give me a single coherent definition of "subject"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Me: Everything is so awful. Am I going to lose my healthcare? Should I be leaving the country? The microplastic spoon in my brain: Be still, my child. Be calm. Send another email. Drink a Diet Coke. Watch The White Lotus Sundays at 9.

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

sometimes i just. see something that needs doing, yknow? #symphogear

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

yeah machine learning algorithms are being used towards exploitative ends but can we not rush to the other extreme and revive a bunch of 19th century romantic bullshit regarding Innate Human Spiritual Genius or whatever

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imagine if america had a children's program about a red white and blue cowboy teaching you how to be obese and shoot up a school

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No you will not share the latest grimes opinion

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it’s cool that the internet went from looking up boring things like “recipes” and “boobs” to profound, existential inquiries like “why did the sun go down? has this ever happened before? what is the sun hiding from us?”

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

if you're like me and you're worried about your trans friends, consider the following www.them.us/story/trans-...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I could make a shining finger joke about domon just goin' to fuckin' whoville with rain at the red roof inn but I won't. I'm a bigger man than that. I refuse.

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Delightful

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

you ever think about how if you licked one of these things it wouldn't do much. the wool could store so many flavors.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

R.E.O. Speedwagon: Robert Evangelion Orville-redenbacher S.P.E.E.D.W.A.G.O.N. (Sensual Parrot Enterprise Entering Dangerous Worf Aggro Golfing Outer Nation)

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I can’t think of a more ghoulishly apt summation of where we all are now

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we can divide the history of millennial fan culture into roughly two epochs: The Tyranny of Edgelords (2001-2013) and The Theater Kid Gulag (2015-present)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

GEE WHIZ TELL ME WHY IT'S SIGNIFICANT IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

get back to me when top 40 produces anything as hard as indonesian kecak

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the research triangle park is a monument to the end of history. this is where jg ballard protagonists knife each other because father ted got cancelled

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

we should all aspire to tomino's callous disregard for Fandom Brain

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The year is 2045. The death of third places and the ongoing total atomization of society has made romance manga the majority's only exposure to the possibility of human contact. A regular at the 7/11 and the cashier have been making awkward fuck eyes at each other for five years.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

submitted 7 days ago • 84 comments

me: (posting) hello person who i have never interacted with: (replying) a polite greeting killed my father you son of a bitch

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments