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I just remembered that the mighty ducks existed and I feel like a CIA prisoner unlocking memories of launch codes

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check out my new cumpunk wizardcore semihorny webtooALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLI

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lord save me from the liberal vibes-as-politics posting on zelenskyy-got-fucked day

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Secure your wigs… Debussy is coming

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Look rightfully talk all the shit you want about war for earth’s shoddy everything but they definitely nailed Bright’s pissy dudeguy aura

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mobile suit dog

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we as a culture need to put a higher premium on threats that are psychologically demobilizing rather than physically intimidating. "I'm gonna kick your ass" pedestrian, a gun can solve this "I'm going to marry your dog" profound madness. do not provoke this man. This is just the surface

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it's both appropriate and oddly anticlimactic that american fascism's master plan ultimately amounts to "double down on austerity to trigger the libs"

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getting a degree in genetics so I can invent an annoying guy whose hyperfixation is emilia perez

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YES MY SWEET CHILD I WILL INSTRUCT YOUR HEALTHY HOLES. HEALTH WILL COME TO YOU MY NUBILE CHILD OUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH MY VEINS ARE ESCAPING AGAIN

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“This is the parking lot outside the bank, I suspect there’s a master phantom thief inside”

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(racking a shotgun at a room of continental philosophers) give me a single coherent definition of "subject"

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Me: Everything is so awful. Am I going to lose my healthcare? Should I be leaving the country? The microplastic spoon in my brain: Be still, my child. Be calm. Send another email. Drink a Diet Coke. Watch The White Lotus Sundays at 9.

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sometimes i just. see something that needs doing, yknow? #symphogear

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yeah machine learning algorithms are being used towards exploitative ends but can we not rush to the other extreme and revive a bunch of 19th century romantic bullshit regarding Innate Human Spiritual Genius or whatever

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imagine if america had a children's program about a red white and blue cowboy teaching you how to be obese and shoot up a school

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No you will not share the latest grimes opinion

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it’s cool that the internet went from looking up boring things like “recipes” and “boobs” to profound, existential inquiries like “why did the sun go down? has this ever happened before? what is the sun hiding from us?”

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if you're like me and you're worried about your trans friends, consider the following www.them.us/story/trans-...

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I could make a shining finger joke about domon just goin' to fuckin' whoville with rain at the red roof inn but I won't. I'm a bigger man than that. I refuse.

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Delightful

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you ever think about how if you licked one of these things it wouldn't do much. the wool could store so many flavors.

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R.E.O. Speedwagon: Robert Evangelion Orville-redenbacher S.P.E.E.D.W.A.G.O.N. (Sensual Parrot Enterprise Entering Dangerous Worf Aggro Golfing Outer Nation)

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I can’t think of a more ghoulishly apt summation of where we all are now

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we can divide the history of millennial fan culture into roughly two epochs: The Tyranny of Edgelords (2001-2013) and The Theater Kid Gulag (2015-present)

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GEE WHIZ TELL ME WHY IT'S SIGNIFICANT IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS

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get back to me when top 40 produces anything as hard as indonesian kecak

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the research triangle park is a monument to the end of history. this is where jg ballard protagonists knife each other because father ted got cancelled

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we should all aspire to tomino's callous disregard for Fandom Brain

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