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This week, the Heart Attack Gun. Developed by the CIA and revealed in a 1975 hearing, it shoots an ice projectile of shellfish toxin. The projectile would melt and the toxin would give the victim a heart attack.
This week, the Heart Attack Gun. Developed by the CIA and revealed in a 1975 hearing, it shoots an ice projectile of shellfish toxin. The projectile would melt and the toxin would give the victim a heart attack.
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Uhh, boss that's already been invented. It's called a GUN.
No, I want to stop the target's heart in a completely different and over complicated manner!
Sucks.
Sucks because of basically anything else
If you're trying to poison someone, but you need to shoot them to do it, then you might as well just use a bullet.
"This man died of a heart attack!" "Um, maybe it had something to do with this gunshot wound?!"
However I am pretty sure that also means you basically would need to hit bare skin for it to work
A really cool concept weapon. I can neither confirm nor deny that this gun fucks. It would be nice though if its intended use wasn't on democratically elected leaders of developing nations.
I guess rate this as fucks.
Pretty much needs to hit bare skin (at least I’m assumin’)
At that this point, either get close enough to slip them poison or just shoot them
If you want to do this right , you have to get in touch distance and use a spring actuated needle similar to what you use to prick skin for a blood sugar check.
Also, I really hate poison as cowardly and unseemly.
Electric button trigger, beefy looking insulated container to hold the ice needle, baffles so it must be using compressed air, but I have to suspect it'd have been more reliable using Red Ryder's technology.
"How do you know that?"
"Who the fuck else is poisoning people with shellfish toxin?"
Fucks for the weird history.
Soviets assassinated at least 2 people with a gun designed to spray cyanide, which wasn't discovered until the assassin defected because the deaths looked like heart attacks.
sucks unmitigated amounts of ass
Possibly the suckiest gun to have ever been posted on fucksorsucks!