If you need a Christmas-movie palate cleanser, try "Single All The Way". Its twist (spoiler: gay) makes it more palatable to me than other Christmas movies. Plus I could watch Michael Urie for an infinite number of hours.
Lifetime movies. My one true comfort during the first Trump presidency, Covid, the Biden era, and surely too the next trump administration
Trump ally and pillow man Mike Lindell agrees with me, Lifetime Movie Network is extremely liberal; yes this organically came up in conversation years ago
This lady toy maker corporate character is panicking because she needs to impress a Jewish businessman so that her company can make his toys, and she says she is the “mayor” of knowing things about Christmas but now needs to learn everything about Hanukkah and she’s freaking out about it, when it…
…is like, what is there to learn about Hanukkah to impress this man? Just let him know you know he and his people see a movie and eat amazing Chinese food on Christmas Day, what other knowledge is there. Ok fine, there’s technically an “old” testament thrown in there but
Oh god the premise is she needs the Jewish man to teach her about Jews and the Jew needs the woman to teach him about Christmas so he can impress his Christian girlfriend. The two in this scene both are in relationships and it’s clear that before the holiday season is out, they’ll be cucking each…
I went through my Lifetime Channel stage.
Warning, if you sink lower into the Hallmark Channel stage at anytime other than Christmas, it's time to call for intervention.
My elderly mother found the world too anxiety producing to deal with so in her final years ONLY watched the Hallmark channel. I swear I know some of the scripts by heart.
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Trump ally and pillow man Mike Lindell agrees with me, Lifetime Movie Network is extremely liberal; yes this organically came up in conversation years ago
Maybe that’s a terrible idea. Retracted.
Warning, if you sink lower into the Hallmark Channel stage at anytime other than Christmas, it's time to call for intervention.
I’m betting their demo is elderly.