“mommy isn’t here so there is no one to help you except for the cats and they can’t help you because they are cats” Im single parenting right now That is a direct quote from my three year old minutes ago I’m ruled by tiny psychos. - ThreadSky

swin24.bsky.social • 9 days ago

“mommy isn’t here so there is no one to help you except for the cats and they can’t help you because they are cats”

Im single parenting right now

That is a direct quote from my three year old minutes ago

I’m ruled by tiny psychos.

Comments

serenegoddess.bsky.social•9 days ago

A new age gentle parent type would tell you to explore "who are people who help us" in your social sphere .. but I'm on your side; preschoolers are brutal

greelygodmother.bsky.social•9 days ago

People say the terrible 2s. No way. It's the terrible 3s

andrewsheeler.bsky.social•9 days ago

“I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with ME!”

tinotv.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

faroundandfindout.bsky.social•9 days ago

That sounds like the White House right now

springmorning74.bsky.social•9 days ago

They don't have cats. Cats are much more discerning than to go near that place right now.

suzai.bsky.social•9 days ago

They’re also a lot smarter overall

leerzeichen-ash.bsky.social•9 days ago

That’s not what single parenting is.

But your 3 year old sounds very astute!

furballexpress.bsky.social•9 days ago

Sounds like you might be in trouble, my friend. Best of luck!

deirdremeyer.bsky.social•6 days ago

'What am I? Chopped liver? I'm standing right here!'

lizzieohreally.bsky.social•9 days ago

I may or may not have allowed two Blueys at 6:45pm. Solo rules are you do what you gotta do.

katzish.bsky.social•9 days ago

Two Blueys are like two grains of rice

letsaskyourmom.com•9 days ago

You left out “seasons” right? Two Seasons of Bluey.

lilyisacat5.bsky.social•9 days ago

kincheloe.bsky.social•9 days ago

That’s ok; we’re ruled by big fat psychos

sarahdarerlittman.bsky.social•9 days ago

Future mob boss or POTUS there

loreandordure.com•9 days ago

Oh …. dear 🤭

isomorphism.net•9 days ago

How I pictured the source of this quote

catchmenexttime.bsky.social•9 days ago

Be afraid, be very afraid.

deedeefromcf.bsky.social•9 days ago

Adorable - very bright child.

infiniteview.bsky.social•9 days ago

*gentle correction voice
"Don't *want* to help because they are cats"

brucehalperin.bsky.social•9 days ago

The eight most terrifying words in the English language: “I’m a cat and I’m here to help.”

tam-lin.bsky.social•6 days ago

Luckily, no cat has ever said that.

emoney76.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

kdraggoo.bsky.social•9 days ago

That’s good speaking and reasoning skills right there.

You’re in trouble.

thepettini.bsky.social•9 days ago

*won’t

kayzee1012.bsky.social•9 days ago

My kids once called me while I was in another state to ask me what was for dinner while my husband was in the basement.

birdyholz.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is oh so relatable.

letsaskyourmom.com•9 days ago

This certainly sounds menacing… do you need us to call for help? 😜

pawsonpaint.bsky.social•9 days ago

I had to go visit my parents to for a weekend. My oldest asked, "Who 's going to take care of us"
My husband aas standing right next to me! LOL

litker.bsky.social•9 days ago

I'm currently in Slovenia on a school trip. My kids *still* talk about my weekend away in 2019 when their dad served them who knows what for dinner. My 14 year old knows how to cook now so they're doing okay but I just got a text more or less asking me to referee their argument from 350km away.

pawsonpaint.bsky.social•8 days ago

That is hilarious. I had a similar calls when I had to visit my parents.