You: I had this 120 tablet bottle of Vicodin in my swimsuit pocket and I jumped into the lake because I thought these bottles were watery proof and I might need one while swimming and now I need a Refill.
Pharmacist: Opens Bottle and Looks at Pills and says "These are Aspirin"
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Me : Maybe. Are you a psychiatrist?
Pharmacist: Opens Bottle and Looks at Pills and says "These are Aspirin"
“Maybe. What’s the street name?”
She was not amused.
Patient handing Rx to my preceptor: I’ll be back in 20 minutes after I finish my shopping.
Preceptor (waving at the shelf behind him): Do you want this specific yellow tablet or should I just choose one?
Druggist: Walk this way.
Man: if I could walk that way, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder.