ANYTHING YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER I WILL DO TO YOU

YOU WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME

WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS

I WILL BE SURLY AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE

THE SEX WILL BE PRETTY GOOD 👍

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