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i'm going to keep reposting the breaking bad stuff, i ran out of codeine and the post-iud installation pain is making me sleep a lot. this shit hurts! fuck ibuprofen

submitted 20 minutes ago • 1 comment

fiance is watching breaking bad with me for the first time so I will be reposting my twitter livewatch threads here

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

introducing bess, aka lovely lovesome bess, bessamyn, bessybaby, bessica etc. a cat who lives on our street and adopts a new student flat every year, bess also considers our car her property and follows us home for bikkies and catnip

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

searching "spice Girls chatroom" and sitting in an empty room for twenty minutes until my mum needed to use the phone

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

go go gadget tramadol

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i had a little surgery yesterday and it was a nightmare. anyway i lived bitxh

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

getting fired from my closed captioning job for writing "[speaking English]" for all English dialogue

submitted 199 days ago • 27 comments

[gas station attendant pulls the premium pump out and lets me sniff the nozzle] *I nod*

submitted 15 days ago • 14 comments

barfing into the inside of my sweater vest at the brush n sip

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i'm sitting alone at a table like a rude guy but actually? MY IRL FRIEND is coming so now whose the rude guy. me haha. balls

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment