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thank you!
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because God is a dick and we have a moral duty to destroy him. love to you ❤️
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that person is an idiot who doesn't know how mental health or money works. dm me or another person who's offered, we're all worried about you
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I have a personal fondness for the one that got me banned from Literotica
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thank you for reading my breaking bad season one thread. join me for season two in like a minute
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skyler: marie why do you shoplift
marie: i'm a pretty white lady and my husband is a cop. i take stuff. the bounty of the land is mine
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it's beginning to seem to me that crimes, actually, are good. and it rules to do them
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i love how fast jesse's mood swings. you can cook without pseudo! amazing! the world is beauty! awww no this shopping list has hard names on it, i'm out, goodbye forever
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walt: i need to stop my wife thinking about the missing science equipment i stole to make meth
walt's brain: stick your hand up her skirt
walt: we're at a PTA meeting
walt's brain: i don't see you coming up with anything better
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(interjection from 2025: fiance is horrified at the thought of this. i love him)
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this would have been insanely triggering at the time. it's rough now! confirming my theory that that guy had no actual feelings
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walter is giving his reasons for not wanting treatment and i'm watching this thinking how the fuck did my ex think this would be a good show for me to watch back in 2011 when my mum was still alive but was living with stage 4 cancer. fucking hell
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i thought you guys had the right to life, like in your constitution
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jesus christ 90k for cancer treatment? that's the real crime. that is genuinely horrifying
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when am i supposed to think skylar is a bitch, i'm 3 episodes in
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oh god marie misusing the word "inferred" is driving me crazy
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every-time-the-sopranos-go-OHHHH-supercut.mp4
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seriously I'm around and have time to talk and I'd love to hear from you
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happy birthday emperor
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hey dm me
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oh no jesse don't try to dissolve a body in a vessel you haven't researched. oh jesse no
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i thought the car chase from the beginning of the episode was going to be at the end of the season but nope, the payoff was at the end of that same episode. wowza this really is like the walking dead except things happen
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i know, i get it, walter white is an anti-hero and his story is a shakespearean tragedy. i am smart too. but i can enjoy the ride no law against that
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i'm excited for the violence to start. everyone is so mean to this dude
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walter what is a man with a plan: to use his knowledge of high school chemistry to create a form of meth so powerful it cures cancer
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okay everyone i am finally going to watch breaking bad. this is a thread for whatever random connections spark in my irony-addled brain
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I'll do it one season at a time because im at that sweet spot in rewatch time where i don't really remember anything that happens and i don't want to spoil myself
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i don't disagree with this statement but you are bare weiner nugget for being a dick to cait
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when you grow the best catnip in town, you're going to make friends
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bess is followed around the neighbourhood by moose, a sweet black and white gentleman who worked out that bess knows where to go for treats and pats. moose is stalked by bonnie, a dark triad psychopath who has tricked me into getting bit by her TOO MANY TIMES
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we keep cat treats in the car for her. she'll jump inside if she can and sit on the dashboard until we lure her out with even more treats
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fuck yes
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almost everyone was really kind and helpful, except one guy who thought a severe panic attack wasn't worth giving me the meds my surgeon recommended to calm me down. he's not going to heaven i guarantee this
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Court said they had a “bit of a discussion with the people and they shot me.”
man everyone who hears this guy talk has the same reaction
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nightmares, surgery, living or being a bitch? because yes
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FUCK
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no you won't
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i'm on that lifepill grind
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i know menstrual cups are fine, i just have this paranoid idea that i could be infected and killed by one
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i just looked that up and..... wow. i think maybe simon court, as a low-intelligence person, has an obligation to seek out information, much like low income people have an obligation to seek out cheap infection magnets to shove up their gungas
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my meme...... its influence has reached STEM. time for phase 2