It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard. - ThreadSky

jeffvandermeer.bsky.social • 73 days ago

It's awards season. Please consider nominating my novel Absolution in any of the following categories: 1--Persistent Use of Fuck, 2--Alligator!, 3--Cannibalism, 4--Use of the Semiotics of UN Base Structures Imposed on Foreign Landscapes, 5--Going For It, Hard.

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kieransuckling.bsky.social•72 days ago

Is there a Get in the Barrel category this year?

agoldnerd.bsky.social•70 days ago

the crunchy sound of rabbits eating crabs

adamjford.page•73 days ago

6. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Whitby!

snailrata.bsky.social•72 days ago

6-- Real Fake Daughters and the Real Fake Safe

forgotten-niceties.bsky.social•73 days ago

10. Performative hypnotism

11. D-o-i-n-g d-r-u-g-s

12. Camera shucking

enigmalake.bsky.social•73 days ago

Camera shucking 😂 My current fave!

jessicarobot.bsky.social•73 days ago

Spoiler alert?

derwen.bsky.social•72 days ago

Are you concerned there's too much competition for the Scary Barrel category?

nicktheinventor.bsky.social•60 days ago

6. Actual rabbit cameras.

stevereadsscares.bsky.social•60 days ago

Commas too. Lots of commas

terse01.bsky.social•72 days ago

6–Gloryholes

carlosariza.bsky.social•72 days ago

23. Weird biological mutant cell phones.

louisathelast.bsky.social•73 days ago

Unrelated to awards season, but we had a moment at Christmas where my wife and I gave a copy to my brother in law, and he gave one to us. But he won because the copy he gave us was autographed

jeffvandermeer.bsky.social•73 days ago

wow, instagram kickin yer ass re additional categories

georgiamischkot.bsky.social•72 days ago

Hi! My name is Georgia Mischkot and my boyfriend, Angelo is a huge fan of yours! I was hoping that for his birthday I could purchase a signed copy of Absolution or convince you to say hello!