What’s the worst ICE could do to me if I distract them from immigrants? Deport me to England? Okay actually that sounds horrible. Please do not deport me to England.
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You would think that but I've seen reports of citizens and legal residents being deported in the last mass deportation. Apparently the US is still paying reparations from their fuck up.
When I was living abroad the custom agent at Heathrow threatened to deport me and then got really mad when I said okay but could she please make it to NYC because I had some friends and family to see.
I can do everything but the litter box. I find cats make pretty solid study buddies when they don’t feel the need to sit in the exact center of your keyboard.
Had me a transplant, and cat poop has this bacteria that doesn’t bother most people, but I’m on immunosuppressants, so I could potentially get rocked hard/killed. I can still pet/play with them, just can’t do litter duty
Erm, actually Jacket potatoes are so much more than that! We put cheese on it as well. If you're not doing Jacky P's with B's and C's can you even call yourself a chef?
Dude, what do you think they’d do to me? I’m Danish! And I looked up what they eat there. A lot of pork and potatoes in cream sauce with not much else.
I’d actually like to see them go back to Viking days. Be like “We tried to be appropriate with you guys, but if you want some pillaging, come get you some”
Put you in a concentration camp named a detention center. England would probably accept you back but you're pretty safe by virtue of your skin and gender.
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Can't deport citizens.
It's probably why we are, where we are as a nation.
240 yrs of constant fuck ups when it comes to affecting our citizens negatively.
Wait...shit, no, I actually don't. They'll probably "deport" us to Gitmo.
Shepard's pie is just chopped steak, vegetables and mashed. They just bake it all together.
We have the same pies, etc.
I mean American food just evolved from English food, cause duh, which country invaded North America 500+ yrs ago?
but if you scramble some eggs with the beans you get a delicious mexican breakfast.
Come to Mexico we have tacos 🌮
So there's that.
There's always a worse fate 😜