That's basically the story of my life. Half my brain screaming, "shut up, shut up! This is NOT funny!" and the other half boldly going where the charming and witty never go.
Yesterday during a maintenance planning meeting we got onto scaffolding requirements, and as I reviewed the scaffold register I literally said "I don't think we need any more erections" and I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
I was in a job interview a few months back and accidentally complimented the position I was applying for by calling it boring (I meant predictable in a good and stable way). I was mortified and I knew right then that I wasn't getting the job 🫠
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Better quest loot.
Im sorry for all the times I was unkind.
The Holy Spirit is represented with a White Dove.
Zeus raped Leda in the form of a White Swan.
So, it's not like it's a new story.
Now I'm just looking for a cabin in the woods somewhere, so I can avoid people.
Please remove the demon from my shoulder.
Because "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" is a no-no in the Employee Handbook.