Oh I used to work right next to little sleazers and I'd get the $5 pizza. Every time I'd eat it, I'd get the worst indigestion. Like thought I was having a heart attack indigestion lol
If you're contemplating suicide, get your ass on a road trip to Southern California. Drive through a metro area until you find a taco truck. Don't be afraid, get your ass over there and order some paradise wrapped in tin foil. ...and yes, you want the damn lime.
Well I'm dead both ways. I have an allergy for red meats because of a tick bite years ago. I haven't had a steak, burger, hotdog in over 20 years. Both are suicide to me.
It isn't, true. Though, my mom very recently passed away suddenly and unexpectedly and my daughter took me for my 1st slice of their pizza and in all of my numbness, I told her that pizza was, like, soul healing. I absolutely meant it, too. That's not to say suicide should be made a joke, though.
Sometimes it's the simple things we don't appreciate that matter, I say. I've fought my way back from flatline kinda just cause there's no coffee when you're dead, really. (That wasn't about self-cancelling, just an unfortunate medication incompatibility, but I was damn tired. )
If you have ever toured a plant that makes hotdogs, you would never choose to eat one afterward. Any cut that is not sold from the carcass of a cow is ground up, boiled, mixed with meal and made into a paste that is injected into the skin of a hotdog.
Say what you will but this deal kept me alive when the alternative was going hungry just like asking someone to let you in as a guest and eating all the samples.
Homicide before suicide. Take out the people who hurt you. At least then the world will be a better place and they won't hurt anyone else. Actual advise I gave myself when I thought about suicide as a teenager. No, I didn't hurt anyone, myself included, but the advise still resonates with me.
what a surprise it would be if there actually is some kind of "next life": you arrive there and who do you see - the people that you like the least. especially fucked up if this thing is eternal.
i sure hope it's just a disappearance, but if life gave you lemons - why wouldn't death do it too.
Fun thing about life giving us lemons. We, humans, created lemons by cross breeding plants. We are responsible for the existence of lemons. We did that to ourselves. Kind of fitting. 😂
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"Pizza, i want to ear more of it." - person on suicide hotline.
a Vegetarian
Costco Pizza Dog.
I would estimate that trying junk-food will increase the chance of hanging yourself.
Please text or call 988 if anyone out there or someone they know is in crisis. The old number, 1-800-273-8255, will still connect you to a trained counselor. Completely confidential
https://988lifeline.org/about/#:~:text=The%20988%20Lifeline%20is%20comprised,national%20standards%20and%20best%20practices.
COSTCO POUTINE!!!!!!
It's pills and carbon monoxide for me, thanks.
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Hard pass.
Blasphemy!
But before you go, hear this: if you know you're going out then take the bastards with you.
Satan - Survivor, realist
Right now, we need Satan.
You give this to me and I'm gonna get a noose.
;)
On its own? No.
Now, I did hear that years ago, so I hope it's still true/true in the US too.
I hear hell is already over crowded, and you don’t want to even know about there other place 🤣
Cow hair, bone, skin, testicles....
I'd rather go out that way
i sure hope it's just a disappearance, but if life gave you lemons - why wouldn't death do it too.