I guess the Spider-Man “Butt Kleenex” is making the rounds again. In 2019 I made this handy chart to show that I AM NOT THE BUTT KLEENEX ARTIST! *I* have the distinction of being the Spidey Penis Balloon artist. So, in review, Spidey Penis Balloon = Me. Spidey Butt Kleenex = Not Me. Thanks! - ThreadSky

scottjohnsonart.bsky.social • 69 days ago

I guess the Spider-Man “Butt Kleenex” is making the rounds again. In 2019 I made this handy chart to show that I AM NOT THE BUTT KLEENEX ARTIST! *I* have the distinction of being the Spidey Penis Balloon artist. So, in review, Spidey Penis Balloon = Me. Spidey Butt Kleenex = Not Me. Thanks!

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•69 days ago

It’s important to set the record straight on stuff like this.

spamps.bsky.social•69 days ago

Respect on the penis balloons

icassassin.bsky.social•69 days ago

My “I didn’t make the Spider-man Butt Kleenex” shirt has a lot of people asking me where to buy crates of Spider-man Butt Kleenex.

peterclines.bsky.social•68 days ago

java8bit.bsky.social•68 days ago

thank you for clearing up the confusion, mr johnson

trickykappa.bsky.social•69 days ago

This unironically rules. I always wonder about the artists who are responsible for the stuff we see on party supplies, backpack etc, happy to come across this!

ourotheboros.bsky.social•67 days ago

Spider Johnson

codyanskaya.bsky.social•69 days ago

I’m more of a GI Joe guy- are you responsible for any GI Joe penises?

scottjohnsonart.bsky.social•69 days ago

I’m not aware of any Snake Eyes mylar balloons, but you never know.

codyanskaya.bsky.social•69 days ago

Thank you sir. I’ll be on watch

revfox84.bsky.social•69 days ago

This was not what I expected to see on bsky today, but I'm glad I did!

scottjohnsonart.bsky.social•69 days ago

I'm here for the people.

revfox84.bsky.social•69 days ago

Just remember what Uncle Ben said, friend.

duckfarts.bsky.social•67 days ago

it feels like you and the other artist would be a great fit for a collab

sillysinbad.bsky.social•68 days ago

That's a hell of a title mate lmfao, you use that as a convo starter at parties? Lmfaoo

helenangel.bsky.social•69 days ago

This gave me a much needed laugh. Thank you, Spidey Penis Balloon artist!

roam85gaming.bsky.social•69 days ago

Excellent penis balloon, and I hope proper credit is given to the butt kleenex artist.

rodan91.bsky.social•69 days ago

you should put "the official spidey penis artist" just in case it comes up in the future

perconstantine.bsky.social•67 days ago

Thank you for your service.

thistlehoney.bsky.social•67 days ago

Are you responsible for this “Spider Man farting on children” bouncy house at my kid’s school?

scottjohnsonart.bsky.social•67 days ago

That is definitely not my fault.

feralrobots.bsky.social•69 days ago

And fine work indeed on the Spidey Penis Balloon!
Do we know who DID do the Spidey Butt Kleenex art? Because I feel like they also deserve some acknolwedgement, here.

scottjohnsonart.bsky.social•69 days ago

I think it's Paolo Rivera, though I've never confirmed it.

aspentangle.bsky.social•69 days ago

That *is* where the silk should be coming from though so....

dseitz.bsky.social•69 days ago

I know he has bad luck with new outfits but Spidey needs some padded shorts if he's gonna wear Lycra in public with that third webshooter in his pants.

gayratpunk.bsky.social•68 days ago

this reads like something peter parker himself would say

darkschuey.bsky.social•68 days ago

Somehow the Butt Kleenex one is more insect accurate… lol

messirenicolas.bsky.social•67 days ago

We all need a Spiderman movie in which he literally shits his webs

darkschuey.bsky.social•67 days ago

The whole time the bad guys give up early shouting “ew, please do NOT web me!”

disastermillennial.bsky.social•69 days ago

you know if Spider-Man were real he'd shoot webs outta his butt so kleenex Spider-Man is a glimpse into an alternate universe where Spider-Man shot webs that way

jeganmanhunter.bsky.social•67 days ago

Thanks Scott Johnson

eliasjdodger.bsky.social•67 days ago

Oh my god I had the Spidey Penis Balloon when I was a kid

mobydika.bsky.social•68 days ago

I want to see both on the next spiderverse movie

m4g1c-1.bsky.social•69 days ago

You were also on my old birthday cake and my favourite shirt. I had the balloon for my bday had no idea why my family was laughing when dad blew the balloon up. I did not have the tissue box, seems I made the right choice.

cherenkovtnf.bsky.social•69 days ago

Pay attention, kids. Big difference!

blue-mouse.bsky.social•68 days ago

Apparently this was right on target for my sense of humor. My partner asked me if I was ok or if sleep deprivation was making me lose it. Think I needed that laugh. Thank you.

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