After Elon Musk led a move to email all 2.3 million government workers over the weekend asking them to share five bullet points detailing what they accomplished last week, chaos and confusion reigned.
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The unelected guy that fired all the depts investigating him & Trump, now demands Federal workers email him why they’re worthy of keeping their jobs… yet he rehired one of his racist Nazi DOGE kids using a Twitter poll.
My 5 points:
1. I did not withhold meds that saves babies from being born with HIV.
2.I did not, without warning, ruin anyone's life.
3. I did not dismantle any part of democracy.
4. I did not use a 4 year old as a human shield.
5. I did not cause Tesla shares to take a nosedive.
The guy who just try to give a 400 millions government contract to Tesla (hopefully the "hold" will last) as well as currently has 22 BILLIONS (according to Space X CEO) in government contracts...If these are not conflicts of interest then what is????????
In the mid 90's we got a new supervise.He was an everything done yesterday kinda guy.He wanted us to diary our daily prrformance.After noticing we spent 45 min to an hour at the end of the day,while on the clock, to write this out,Magically the requirement was rescinded. Don't be a Micro Manager 101
Nobody is reading them, because they don't care what anybody is doing. Evidence: All the re-hiring they are frantically trying to do before nuclear stockpiles go critical for lack of people monitoring them.
All the agencies that said FUCK NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS:
Department of Defense, FBI, State Department, Dept of Justice. A couple US Attorneys.
Air Traffic Controllers said we're too busy keeping planes from crashing.
The Pentagon is not complying for now, and is waiting for "guidance".
If this were the days of old when we could tar & feather monsters like you, life would be better. You don't deserve love and peace & may your kids grow to hate you.
Trump wants a dictatorship run remotely by tech boy billionaires, inspired by the ideas of lunatic (and rather thick) 'philosopher' Curtis Yarvin. They of course would also run the banks and currency. https://youtu.be/hnTBzgjme20?si=tyHln6Qp87MNSHY4
A.) if your employer expects you to answer work emails all night and over the weekend, they need to be paying overtime. B.) this guy has NO AUTHORITY to make these demands on anyone.
A DOGE employee compiles his 5 bullet points:
WHAT I DONE YESTERDAY
1. Finished last night's pizza.
2. Told my mom to Just Shut Up!
3. Picked my nose.
4. Practised shaving. (Still nothing.)
5. Accidently fired the whole of the Nuclear Safety Unit.
Lemme guess, agencies with trump lackey confirmed are all in. Those with principles civil servants acting told opm to stuff it? The only confusion seems to be the press who won't outright state it is without legal authority and a meaningless flex by a drug addicted billionaire.
This fucking mess of a human being is nothing more than a repulsive little pimp suffering from drug addiction and mental illness. History will not be kind.
With the average government employee salary at $51/hour and 3 million employees, this little piece of pointless idiocy will cost the government ~75 million dollars, assuming folks spend about half an hour on an email that means their jobs. Efficiency!
J.D. Vance just stood on the world stage and told Germany to embrace the far-right. Trump is reshaping American foreign policy in real time. This article breaks down how the U.S. is abandoning its democratic commitments & what that means for the world.
Especially with Patel, this all specifically seems to me to be an attempt to just to sow confusion and throw the scent of Musk being in charge. Makes it look like they are in control of him, but planned that way. It all makes no sense otherwise, the whole thing was obviously total nonsense.
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The Washington Post sold out to Jeff Bezos. Not reliable news.
#notnormal
Tue - joined a gun club
Wed- bought The Communist Manifesto
Thu - did nothing at all
Fri - lied to Musk's bullies
Am I understanding this correctly?
Trump/Musk are cancers to America.
1. I did not withhold meds that saves babies from being born with HIV.
2.I did not, without warning, ruin anyone's life.
3. I did not dismantle any part of democracy.
4. I did not use a 4 year old as a human shield.
5. I did not cause Tesla shares to take a nosedive.
Your turn Elon.
Let them know how you feel
Good hard working people are being forced to decide who to believe
Department of Defense, FBI, State Department, Dept of Justice. A couple US Attorneys.
Air Traffic Controllers said we're too busy keeping planes from crashing.
The Pentagon is not complying for now, and is waiting for "guidance".
Where is Elon on the spectrum?
2) - You
3) - Fascist
4) - Asshole
5) - Musk
https://youtu.be/hnTBzgjme20?si=tyHln6Qp87MNSHY4
META-Apple-BlackRock-Coca-McDonald-Mercedes-Tesla-Nike-Uber-Airbus-Microsoft..
..Israel's ACCOMPLICES in war CRIMES, crimes AGAINST HUMANITY & GENOCIDE
•Blockade-sabotage+DIRECT democracy> EMANCIPATION
MAGA is a grifting scam. When will the American people wake up?
https://www.salon.com/2025/02/23/donald-first-law-there-is-no-law/
What to do about it: htpps://magnus-opus.xyz/declaration
And sign the petition to governors to call state legislatures into special session to deal with this. https://chng.it/VfKfvXTNHF
WHAT I DONE YESTERDAY
1. Finished last night's pizza.
2. Told my mom to Just Shut Up!
3. Picked my nose.
4. Practised shaving. (Still nothing.)
5. Accidently fired the whole of the Nuclear Safety Unit.
I was thinking karma but history is a good word too.
Tell him to fuck off.
https://jasonegenberg.substack.com/p/the-stakes..
Also, "With no legal authority."
People is this what you voted for ?
This is illegal
This is illegal
Still illegal
This is illegal
Like hella illegal.
2.29 million will be this:
1. I did my job.
2. I embezzled $68 billion from Treasury.
3. I found Trump's Golden Shower tapes at the FBI.
4. I audited Tesla at the IRS.
5. My fourth, probationary week DogE was a bigly success.
Who the hell is actually going to read all of that? 😂