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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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102 days ago
when the butt thief is in town
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ekkochambers.bsky.social
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35 days ago
Tbh my ass is so flat he'd have nothing to steal, that's why I have to make self deprecating jokes about it now and again.
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blueskiesatnight.bsky.social
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102 days ago
That’s why I always put it in the front pocket
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spacefordogs.bsky.social
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102 days ago
Front butt posse represent
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jxkstraw.bsky.social
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35 days ago
https://youtu.be/xnOSw045gvc?si=V_TYku7oSBENL14s
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florilegia.bsky.social
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73 days ago
Meanwhile, the Butt Thief:
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dirtseed.bsky.social
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35 days ago
The crazed Butt Stealer!
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killerswan.bsky.social
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35 days ago
((a song to the tune of “dirt man”))
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tc59.bsky.social
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100 days ago
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cfbest.bsky.social
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35 days ago
https://open.spotify.com/album/4JyfAWeDQr78KuAuK3DqKa?si=yxkdC9XERbSO-Kjp6iRW0g
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meistershake.bsky.social
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91 days ago
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poetaster.bsky.social
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100 days ago
In the dark of night
Where the sun don't shine
The butt thief comes to take what's thine!
Febreeze thine doors
Use garlic, too!
Keep the butt thief away when it comes for you!
Round and full, and
sharp of claw, avoid ye the butt thief's gaping maw!
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uneasywriter.bsky.social
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91 days ago
Just when I thought all the poetry on here was going to be bad.
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poetaster.bsky.social
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91 days ago
I aim to wheeze🤪
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uneasywriter.bsky.social
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91 days ago
Godspeed.
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hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social
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102 days ago
hate that guy
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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102 days ago
won't be satisfied till everyone is hank hill
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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100 days ago
I don't know why but I think this might be my favorite post I've made
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fangwulf.bsky.social
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35 days ago
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And I know funny. I grew up with dudes repeating Borat quotes.
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richardstevens.film
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35 days ago
This wulf funnies
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gritsyross.bsky.social
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100 days ago
I texted it to my friend and she said “actual lol”
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lazylazyjane.bsky.social
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100 days ago
it's really funny!
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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100 days ago
It really tickles me
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datdemo.bsky.social
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101 days ago
Some call him the booty bandit
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toaaxiomman.bsky.social
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35 days ago
If only someone stop this crime wave of butt thefts
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cholulaconamor.bsky.social
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102 days ago
I will laugh my ass off when the butt thief’s butt finally gets stolen
(My butt won’t go far though; I put the boot on my butt.)
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robfromchicago.com
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100 days ago
Butt theft is a growing problem
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nertlightened.bsky.social
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100 days ago
the papers won't report it of course
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patnspankme.bsky.social
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100 days ago
got me some butt insurance you all should do the same
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roybeast.bsky.social
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35 days ago
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emilycross.bsky.social
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73 days ago
Did anyone else think "ass crack bandit" just now
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peezkyweezky.bsky.social
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102 days ago
Lmao gonna call em all Buttfingers cause they fingers all smell like butt now
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spacefordogs.bsky.social
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102 days ago
Guy from that movie voice: This! Is! Blueskyyyyy!
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licensedtokilt.bsky.social
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101 days ago
I make sure my butt is next to a nicer, more expensive butt so he doesn't bother stealing mine.
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stev.bsky.social
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101 days ago
So true, thanks Mr. Jackson
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Where the sun don't shine
The butt thief comes to take what's thine!
Febreeze thine doors
Use garlic, too!
Keep the butt thief away when it comes for you!
Round and full, and
sharp of claw, avoid ye the butt thief's gaping maw!
(My butt won’t go far though; I put the boot on my butt.)